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For Immediate Release 11 Nov., 2019 Flying Purple Hippos (FPH) has been a leader in IT Security since its founding in 2003, always seeking out new technologies to aid in our constant battle against the spambots and other ne'er-do-wells. Today, we continue our proud tradition by implementing Transport Layer Security (TLS), a secure, encrypted way to communicate with you, our loyal Templars and friends. As an early adopter of this technology, we hope to use our considerable reach to help in its spread, ultimately making the internet as a whole a safer place.

I feel EXTREMELY safe, please hand me a customer satisfaction survey so that I can fully express it

Hopefully not anymore? We have silenced the security update warnings because causing panic is not very safe

he's so mad

personally I'm really enjoying this contest between arsenal and spurs to outdepress each other and by "really enjoying" I mean a complex emotion that's half hilarity and half detached depression that's usually derived from theatre of the absurd and the likes

This Arsenal pass map from the first half of today's game is insane.

Wait how am I supposed to catch up to Soggy when we have the exact same team ???

I am so reinvigorated after my holiday prevented me from watching both spurs and my fantasy team for two weeks

oh wait nevermind they changed his goal to an assist

holy fuck

HOLY FUCK GUYS

Need to come up with a shocking gambit to differentiate my team. Maybe something totally deranged like buying an Arsenal fullback. 🤔