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    Shuskee

    Président de la République DHS


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    Frog

    What remains of Templarhood


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    What remains of Templarhood


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    Dan

    Literally Banned Forever


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    HIGHLIGHTS: 10:30 - 15 year old Dan with braces. 4:35 - Dan rubbing manatee belly
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    i have no words for you, sir, only pixels
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    Elpea check out this super cool dad animal carrying his kids around under his arms, made me think of you
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    It will take time, but it will be done. First step complete: Planning on dropping it off at some point before the end of this weekend.
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    artreta: I want to be remembered as the manager that stopped klopp's liverpool from winning the league! monkey paw: (curls finger)
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    Mr Veggie, sir, our top scientist, Dr. Yang, has divined that a BOLD and DARING switch to a WOLF TRIPLET will net us magnificent returns A wolf triplet you say, the same triplet that tanked our early season form like a Jeb Biden ticket Yes sir, it is indubitable Okay then SIR, SIR By jove, it was true! Tell me, what of our magnificent wolf triplets Well sir At least we ditched that motherfucking vardy eh son
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    For Immediate Release 11 Nov., 2019 Flying Purple Hippos (FPH) has been a leader in IT Security since its founding in 2003, always seeking out new technologies to aid in our constant battle against the spambots and other ne'er-do-wells. Today, we continue our proud tradition by implementing Transport Layer Security (TLS), a secure, encrypted way to communicate with you, our loyal Templars and friends. As an early adopter of this technology, we hope to use our considerable reach to help in its spread, ultimately making the internet as a whole a safer place.
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    the green screened kilt and cgi 10/10
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    I had the strangest feeling the moment the manatee flipped for the rub it was like my life was finally complete it was like I could finally be happy
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    I was very busy with things but now I'm BACK and ready to defend my title. Just gotta wait until David Luiz completes his transfer to Arsenal tomorrow and my team will be ready to go.
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    is this the sequel to chernobyl
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    > surprising twist > joost hurts himself
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    That while the rest of the internet is all fucked up, we're far too primitive to be affected by things like cloudflare outages. You're welcome.
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    and get ready for nonstop pope-themed content hell yeah
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    also napoli logo looks a lot like netscape logo
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    mourinhofan86 14:18 just Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:18 ALREADY VERY SCI FI mourinhofan86 14:18 like 14:18 cats william tecumpea sherman 14:18 spinny disc Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:19 i hope dave made the egy william tecumpea sherman 14:19 northern lights!! dave 14:19 im in various intro things Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:19 ?!?!??!??!! dave 14:19 alphaville Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:19 GRIPPING william tecumpea sherman 14:19 SHAKY WORDS dave 14:19 just flashed on screen 14:19 now there's a UFO or whatever 14:19 am i behind? Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:19 holy shit already so much better than cats 14:19 you should now see a soviet artwork william tecumpea sherman 14:19 STROBE Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:19 now a DOVE dave 14:19 now a painting on the wall william tecumpea sherman 14:19 SEIZURE mourinhofan86 14:19 PIGEON dave 14:19 dove leaving hands 14:19 ok we're all about the same Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:19 MORE SEIZURE william tecumpea sherman 14:19 HELP I AM SEIZURE mourinhofan86 14:19 james bond bout to enter that strobe Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:19 this gravely voice 14:20 soothes my traumatised mind dave 14:20 oh god its portuguese 14:20 how i english 14:20 sweeeet i got english Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:20 !HOLA! dave 14:20 it's SQUARE Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:20 honestly i want this to have japanese dubbing dave 14:20 remember when computers were SQUARE? mourinhofan86 14:20 twas a simpler time dave 14:20 twas 14:20 -> Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:20 guys i think this film will be all about strobes 14:20 it is about the industrial light 14:21 and its fiendish design upon the people william tecumpea sherman 14:21 guys can you give me hints to what's happening I'm having doubts about our sync dave 14:21 train moving across screen mourinhofan86 14:21 this is infinitely better than the alternative, anthropomorphic cats Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:21 I REACHED THE SUBRUBS OF ALPHAVILEL william tecumpea sherman 14:21 I have been watching a train for 30 seconds dave 14:21 now thee's a road Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:21 SILENCE LOGIC 14:21 SAFETY PRUDENCE dave 14:21 or causeway 14:21 sign 14:21 ALPHAVILLE william tecumpea sherman 14:21 it is an AMEX commercial dave 14:21 cars driving down street 14:21 into the alley 14:21 stopped Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:21 guys they have silenced their logic dave 14:21 man opens door 14:21 other man comes out 14:21 eugeue is this helping william tecumpea sherman 14:21 okay now I can ignore you all and watch this good(ard) movie Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:21 no no mourinhofan86 14:21 i enjoyed the rotating door camera Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:21 that would break the fabric of the clan dave 14:21 fancy marble lobby 14:22 he is walking across Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:22 we may only watch it ironically dave 14:22 My newspaper reserved me a room Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:22 FIGARO PRAVDA mourinhofan86 14:22 FIGARO-PRAVDA william tecumpea sherman 14:22 Newspapers are inanimate objects Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:22 what the hell is figaro pravda dave 14:22 FIGARO PRAVDA Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:22 man very touchy about suitcase william tecumpea sherman 14:22 some kind of sci fi dave 14:22 GET THE FUCK OFF MY SUITCASE 14:22 this music, too 14:22 eugene I forgive you this is amazing Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:22 yes 14:22 already my movie of the year dave 14:22 easily william tecumpea sherman 14:22 newspapers can buy you rooms is this like when I clicked the hotel link on ny times site Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:22 Clear off 14:22 Suitcase Touchy #2 dave 14:22 fuck off mourinhofan86 14:22 wow rude Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:23 should thi s be our new count william tecumpea sherman 14:23 is she alexa Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:23 this woman just wont shut up mourinhofan86 14:23 rest makes you less tired monsieur 14:23 behind the door monsieur Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:23 girl B: "the room is right next to the stairs but they took the elevator to the second floor????" 14:24 already the architectural myusteries william tecumpea sherman 14:24 it is a fancy hotel Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:24 he's testing the walls william tecumpea sherman 14:24 ... is he buying the hotel room Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:24 can't disturb the other guests when he's holding BDSM parties mourinhofan86 14:24 WALL INSPECTION, ON THE FLOOR Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:24 TRANQUILISERS dave 14:24 this is the room I took that pic in william tecumpea sherman 14:24 swanky Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:24 FOR SILENCING LOGIC mourinhofan86 14:24 you know what's my favourite book? dave 14:24 55 years before william tecumpea sherman 14:24 swanky tranqs mourinhofan86 14:24 DEUTERONOMY dave 14:24 how!? mourinhofan86 14:24 (rips off mask, reveals judi dench underneath) Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:24 ??? 14:25 wow 14:25 is she going to undress him 14:25 is this part of the good old hotel service 14:25 IT IS william tecumpea sherman 14:25 and more I guess dave 14:25 jesus Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:25 I WAS CORRECT william tecumpea sherman 14:25 oh dave 14:25 that came off fast william tecumpea sherman 14:25 she has a number mourinhofan86 14:25 this is just french business casual chill Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:25 ooooh 14:25 burn john 14:25 ... Did you fuckers really just move it to here dave 14:25 snap Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:25 IM BIG ENOUGH TO FIND MY OWN LADIES dave 14:25 elpea did it 14:25 he shut down otd Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:25 ?!??!??!! mourinhofan86 14:25 um Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:25 hes's trashing the room now 14:25 wtf 14:25 wtf william tecumpea sherman 14:25 does she think he's going to call her if he can see the number on her dave 14:25 what the fuck Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:26 this film is MIND BLOWING dave 14:26 this is nuts john 14:26 THERE ARE LIKE FIVE UNUSED CHANNELS YOU DIPSHITS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:26 WHO IS THAT INTRUDER dave 14:26 oh god there's another dude 14:26 what on earth william tecumpea sherman 14:26 okay service is great but this hotel lacks privacy Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:26 john it's not like we're pinging anybody dave 14:26 BITCH I ALREADY TOLD YOU Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:26 surely there's no alerts?? 14:26 so what the hell 14:26 now PHOTOGRAPHING william tecumpea sherman 14:26 we could start pinging john I guess dave 14:26 but first 14:26 let me take a selfie mourinhofan86 14:26 she just earned 400 xp 14:26 so level 4 now Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:27 he's just having some fun william tecumpea sherman 14:27 by being in the same room when he clocked that dude dave 14:27 oh its a galaxy, not even a star system or planet or whatever mourinhofan86 14:27 lmao dave 14:27 DDAAAAMN dem titties william tecumpea sherman 14:27 that's why the hotels are so fancy Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:27 ?!??!?!! dave 14:27 she's back down to level 2 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:27 it's a LIGHTY-TALKIE mourinhofan86 14:27 lmao (x2) william tecumpea sherman 14:28 A ROBOT VOICE Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:28 guys i revise my opinion, this man is not rude mourinhofan86 14:28 ws he talking to an egg timer Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:28 he is so polite as to wear pants for his zoom call william tecumpea sherman 14:28 guys imagine if robot voices today were modeled after alphaville Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:28 he keep stalking to an egg timer william tecumpea sherman 14:28 maybe there is a voice pack with alphaville somewhere Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:28 .... 14:28 this guy has some problems mourinhofan86 14:28 there's got to be an easier way to do this william tecumpea sherman 14:29 !!!!!! mushplainer-in-chief 14:29 i have now muted this channel too dave 14:29 rude Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:29 ilike this actor mourinhofan86 14:29 you're rude like a 60s french galactic agent 14:29 (level five) Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:30 i bet it's a gun festival william tecumpea sherman 14:30 okay but how long are years in this galaxy Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:30 where they sell guns best suited or lighters william tecumpea sherman 14:30 NOT A JOKE Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:30 that was the saddest way to say "there will be a gala" i've ever seen william tecumpea sherman 14:30 no jokes so far 14:30 or if there were any I missed them because they weren't explained in detail mourinhofan86 14:31 when's the first musical number Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:31 the joke was the gun william tecumpea sherman 14:31 is that a staircase Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:31 she's wearing a santa costume william tecumpea sherman 14:31 or just a balcony mourinhofan86 14:31 are santa coats the future Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:32 ??? 14:32 is she an android mourinhofan86 14:32 (silence) william tecumpea sherman 14:32 he confused her by callig her princess 14:32 but she is an android john 14:32 Slack is stupid. I was going to remove posting privileges from all channels except football, but nooo. You can't mess with posting privs outside otd? christ. william tecumpea sherman 14:33 THIS IS A PRIVATE CHANNEL SIR PLEASE LEAVE dave 14:33 you never understand anything, and it kills you 14:33 that's deep man william tecumpea sherman 14:33 yes everything named after physicists john 14:33 You guys still should have moved it to an empty channel Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:33 john you can't just mute for an hour? dave 14:33 we are playing a game Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:33 sorry, i never get any notificationsa nywhere unless someone pings me so i didnt know? dave 14:33 this is the appropriate channel 14:33 it's a counting game 14:33 last time we counted to 224 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:34 what are we counting for alphaville william tecumpea sherman 14:34 he cannot mute for an hour without also complaining john 14:34 yes, but when I come back in an hour I HAVE 2000 UNREAD MESSAGES THAT THE FUCKING APP HAS TO SCROLL THROUGH FOR SOME STUPID REASON dave 14:34 times people try to touch his suitcase william tecumpea sherman 14:34 it is his programming to complain Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:34 there's no "click to bototm"? 14:34 weird, the browser version has it william tecumpea sherman 14:34 there is a click to bottom dave 14:34 there is not, but if you switch back and forth between channels it will give up and go to the bottom william tecumpea sherman 14:34 on the app version dave 14:34 i have learned this Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:34 wow 14:34 shit app mourinhofan86 14:34 does everyone have levels here john 14:34 The phone app is finnickier dave 14:34 LEVEL TWO PROGRAMMER 14:34 LEVEL TWO john 14:34 but whatever. dave 14:34 GET AT ME william tecumpea sherman 14:34 WHY IS THE LEVEL GOING DOWN mourinhofan86 14:34 DAVE WHAT IS YOUR POWER LEVEL Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:35 ok guys let's just make a CULTURE CHANNEL william tecumpea sherman 14:35 who even uses slack on their phone john 14:35 This channel is now muted, and I will forget to unmute it later when you want to game in punishment Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:35 from which elpea will be banned FOREVER william tecumpea sherman 14:35 wow a barren wasteland napoleon bonafrog 14:35 you can just turn everyone into guests so they can't post in private channels :hitler: william tecumpea sherman 14:35 this "culture" channel mourinhofan86 14:35 the channel's name shall be #fuckelpea john 14:35 he has literally left the GW channel, which is where I suggested you take it in the first place Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:35 go go dave 14:35 culture Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:35 they are now in a TAXI william tecumpea sherman 14:35 I live here permanently now mourinhofan86 14:36 🎭 william tecumpea sherman 14:36 okay but the taxi is probably actually a spaceship william tecumpea sherman 14:36 set the channel topic: cat butts mourinhofan86 14:36 they have spaceships but no uber Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:36 UBER 14:36 this galaxy is truly a totalitarian nightmare 14:36 there is no private taxis mourinhofan86 14:37 and no awareness that SMOKING KILLS william tecumpea sherman 14:37 DUN DUN DUN Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:37 ????? dave 14:37 literal dun dun dun william tecumpea sherman 14:37 did this movie invent DUN DUN DUN mourinhofan86 14:37 watch this guy be killed by smoking Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:37 squeeze that man mourinhofan86 14:37 see Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:37 squeeze him good dave 14:37 CUT HIS ARM OFF mourinhofan86 14:37 what have i told you william tecumpea sherman 14:37 shanked in the phone booth Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:37 guys i hope this film is R-18 14:37 it is very violent dave 14:37 wow no blood on light coat even 14:37 well done sir Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:37 that MUSIC 14:37 this really is a musical mourinhofan86 14:37 the receptionist rolled 1 on perception dave 14:37 DUN DUN DUN, dun DUN DUN DUN, dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:38 A STROBE AGAIn 14:38 guys actually john can't watch this film 14:38 he would get a seizure 14:39 ????? is she eating out of a teabag box 14:39 no it's a KELLOG CRISPI william tecumpea sherman 14:39 CORN FLAKES Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:39 they are cereal addicts mourinhofan86 14:39 FOOD OF THE FUTURE\ Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:39 ???? william tecumpea sherman 14:39 while rohmer strokes her knee Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:39 he's entering a SECRET COMMIE HOTEL mourinhofan86 14:39 Mr Dickson 14:39 of Cock City Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:39 whoa 14:39 she is a higher level seductress 14:39 she is tempting him with her upper left boob mourinhofan86 14:39 no she's a lvl 7 seater william tecumpea sherman 14:39 her numbers are printed up front Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:40 !!!! 14:40 look its gorbachev dave 14:40 that man is dead already william tecumpea sherman 14:40 henri est mort Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:40 ?!?!?! 14:40 ?!?!??!?!?! 14:40 why did he steal his book 14:40 why is he so rude william tecumpea sherman 14:40 did he pay her for being seated 14:41 OH Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:41 Hi8 key! william tecumpea sherman 14:41 the man's portrait again 14:41 CLUES mourinhofan86 14:41 ye dave 14:41 my favorite bar ever is in upstate california by a tiny inlet Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:41 oh it was actually an italian hotel dave 14:41 town next to where The Birds was filmed 14:41 you walk in, guy asks "beer?" 14:41 it's a yes or no question Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:41 "suicide?" "he he, hehehe" dave 14:41 "dinner?" also yes or no william tecumpea sherman 14:41 KYS I need your room for my cousin who I hate Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:42 ?~!??!? 14:42 SUICIDE: A CHINESE INVENTION 14:42 a treatise by Emile Durkheim 14:42 FLASH GORDON 14:42 Soggy you didn't tell us this film features FLASH dave 14:42 lol william tecumpea sherman 14:42 this film hits so many cultural references 14:42 so smoothly mourinhofan86 14:43 did this guy rapidly grow a stubble dave 14:43 light years as a unit of time sigh mourinhofan86 14:43 god damn it william tecumpea sherman 14:43 maybe he meant as a unit of distance mourinhofan86 14:43 movie ruined william tecumpea sherman 14:43 don't assume things dave Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:43 that light bulb looks very technological william tecumpea sherman 14:43 they are in a race Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:44 must be a mcluhan reference dave 14:44 scifi without technology is interesting Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:44 its the only good kind of scifi 14:44 ???? 14:44 is he eating suicide pills 14:44 mark my words someone will eat suicide pills in this movie william tecumpea sherman 14:45 who is this man he is interrogating and why should he know things mourinhofan86 14:45 it's a RUSSIAN SPY 14:45 from SPACE RUSSIA william tecumpea sherman 14:45 A LIST OF SECRET AGENTS HIDDEN IN HIS WARDROBE 14:45 okay but don't let him finish that bottle if you want him to get better mourinhofan86 14:46 is this the seater lady william tecumpea sherman 14:46 he has hidden the notes for his physics exam inside the wardrobe too Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:46 yes mourinhofan86 14:46 HE WAS BALD ALL THIS TIME 14:46 what a plot twist william tecumpea sherman 14:46 🤯 14:46 awkwar 14:47 just sitting in the corner Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:47 guys 14:47 im doing it 14:47 im eating CEREAL mourinhofan86 14:47 this is the worst poster ever 14:47 !!! 14:47 same Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:47 did he mourinhofan86 14:47 CORN FLAKES Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:47 did he just cry je t'aime moi william tecumpea sherman 14:47 ........ very surreptitious photographing with flash 📸 2 mourinhofan86 14:47 we have been conditioned, sunha Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:47 i love you me mourinhofan86 14:47 by 1960s french genius william tecumpea sherman 14:48 no he loves lemmy danger Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:48 I KNEW IT 14:48 THEY WERE SUICIDE PILLS william tecumpea sherman 14:48 sent by the chinese Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:49 guys the body count in this film 14:49 it's tarantino 💀 1 william tecumpea sherman 14:49 SOUTH Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:50 holy shit 14:50 INSTITUT DE SEMANTIQUE GENERAL 14:50 that is my dream job william tecumpea sherman 14:50 institute of general semantics 14:50 he is going to see dr toast Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:50 programming william tecumpea sherman 14:50 okay but what do you mean by programming and memory mourinhofan86 14:51 he's going to shoot nerds william tecumpea sherman 14:51 THE STAIR IS A DNA HELIX Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:51 do you mean programming as the people mean it or programming as defined by abstract laws of language 14:51 langue or parole, sir william tecumpea sherman 14:51 ROBOT VOICE RETURNS mourinhofan86 14:51 it's the tuberculotic eggtimer robot ⏲️ 2 14:52 oh shit william tecumpea sherman 14:52 the present is a present 💝 mourinhofan86 14:52 subtle true detective reference 🕵️‍♂️ 1 william tecumpea sherman 14:52 shot of a fan through a bedspring mourinhofan86 14:52 oui oui non non Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:52 holy shit 14:52 john doe sneed to watch this william tecumpea sherman 14:52 WHY BECAUSE Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:53 this is basically Evangelion mourinhofan86 14:53 son' of religion 14:53 ~~~~cos~~~~ 14:53 is the eggtimer godbot possessing a projector 14:54 this truly is some advanced semantics dave 14:55 regrettably I am coming up on my government mandated isolation recreation time period 14:55 aka it's nice out and i gotta ride my bike before its not nice out anymore Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:55 !!!!! 14:55 TRAITOR mourinhofan86 14:55 wow look at this rich person who can afford to go outside Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:55 your culture will be incomplete, dave 14:55 you will be a half-grown penis mourinhofan86 14:56 half-man, half-elpea dave 14:56 half gown culture 14:56 half grown, even 14:56 that's all i'll ever be mourinhofan86 14:56 une jolie sphinx 14:56 une jolie sphinx 14:56 une jolie sphinx 14:56 une jolie sphinx 14:56 une jolie sphinx Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:57 THE MINISTRY OF DISSUASION william tecumpea sherman 14:57 okay so I could watch 2 hours of egg timer narrating over constructivist art 1 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:57 NORD NORD NORD 14:57 NORD NORD NORD 14:57 ha ha ha 14:57 what a joke, monsieur 14:57 ha ha ha william tecumpea sherman 14:57 FIRST JOKE mourinhofan86 14:58 un burn incroyable Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:58 fucking boomer william tecumpea sherman 14:58 they are going to see a modern art show 14:59 wow 14:59 look at that spaceboat 🚢 1 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:59 look at her shoulders 14:59 as broad as a spaceboat 14:59 so 14:59 ok i think i have the plot william tecumpea sherman 14:59 numbers on forehead 14:59 so hot Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:59 dude actually works for the national geographic 15:00 holy shit mourinhofan86 15:00 uh Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:00 they shoot the dude and then knifed swimmers finish off 15:00 trulyu this is CULTURE mourinhofan86 15:00 very sophisticated william tecumpea sherman 15:00 HE DIDN'T WAIT FOR HER TO FIND OUT 15:00 BUT NO FLASH 15:00 YOU WILL DAMAGE THE ART WORKS mourinhofan86 15:00 maybe he's the only person who can see the flash 15:00 for he is FLASH GORDON william tecumpea sherman 15:01 maybe the flash is just a cinematic cue Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:01 makes sense 15:01 only men commit crimes 15:01 of ILLOGIC mourinhofan86 15:01 it's cool that they're wearing swimming caps to not contaminate the pool full of blood and corpses william tecumpea sherman 15:02 please meow 15:02 this is the least logical thing 15:02 why do they let him speak 15:03 is it merely an illogic tradition mourinhofan86 15:03 in order to test their LOGICAL RESOLVE william tecumpea sherman 15:03 or is it logically to prove his guilt mourinhofan86 15:03 the first one to have an emotional reaction shot gets condemned william tecumpea sherman 15:03 is that the man in the portrait mourinhofan86 15:03 you can't abduct me I'm on a poster william tecumpea sherman 15:04 AN ASIAN MAN 15:04 HE BROUGHT THE SUICIDE PILLS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:04 ummmm william tecumpea sherman 15:04 wow Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:04 is this metaphorical of a gangbang william tecumpea sherman 15:04 they're really giving him what for mourinhofan86 15:04 excellent use of logic, miss 15:05 <- Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:05 oh wow 15:05 a radio set william tecumpea sherman 15:05 egg timer tells you which room is available Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:05 they'll make him sing william tecumpea sherman 15:05 !!! 15:05 we know that's not his name 15:05 gasp mourinhofan86 15:05 MORE MICROPHONES 15:06 GALAXY william tecumpea sherman 15:06 ......... Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:06 GOLD AND WOMEN 15:06 man speaks truth mourinhofan86 15:06 truly, the two most precious resources william tecumpea sherman 15:06 wow Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:06 remember, send first 8 villies to gold, then the rest to women william tecumpea sherman 15:06 he presumes to know what egg timer understands Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:06 age up when you have enough! mourinhofan86 15:08 DO NOT LIE TO THE EGG TIMER 15:08 IT KNOWS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:08 THE EGG TIMER KNOWS 15:08 HE IS NOW GASLIGHTING 15:08 HE IS PUSHING A THEORY OF ALTERNATIVE TRUTH mourinhofan86 15:08 SHOW ME YOUR EGGS, HUMAN william tecumpea sherman 15:09 egg timer makes the truth 15:09 these eggs are now soft 15:09 THEY ARE NOT LOOKING FOR ANOTHER ROOM EGG TIMER Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:09 turns out the egg timer is also an alexa mourinhofan86 15:09 the egg timer's voice shall forever lurk in his head Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:09 this is Amazonville 15:10 oh god 15:10 shusky 15:10 can't we make this Occupe into a taunt william tecumpea sherman 15:10 and libre Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:10 sound file playable upon shortcut mourinhofan86 15:10 .. Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:10 Thigh Show mourinhofan86 15:10 MY BEST SCIENTISTS WILL BE ON IT 15:11 these photos must be excellent 15:11 let me photograph fog from behind a window from a small-ass camera william tecumpea sherman 15:11 WHY ARE YOU USING FLASH WHEN YOU ARE TAKING A SHOT OF THE OUTDOORS 15:11 maybe his flash is as blinding as an atom bomb 15:12 libre Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:12 !!! 15:12 MR EGG TIMER WAS A NERVE mourinhofan86 15:12 oh my god there is an entire network of egg timers 15:13 the eggs of alphaville are the most perfectly cooked eggs in the universe william tecumpea sherman 15:13 egg timer cannot handle humans of above average intelligence 15:13 ie half the humans mourinhofan86 15:13 they are in this perfect spot where the yolk is still runny, and yet firm Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:13 Heckel & Jeckel 15:13 two peas in a pod william tecumpea sherman 15:14 look they are scientists 15:14 you can tell because they wear lab coats 15:14 👨‍🔬 15:14 also they are men Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:14 they sure got their PPE supply sorted here 15:14 ??? 15:14 more seductress mourinhofan86 15:14 lvl 7 aquarium butt Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:14 she sits there 9-9 william tecumpea sherman 15:15 *9-5 mourinhofan86 15:15 9-9 in high season william tecumpea sherman 15:15 TECHNOLOGY mourinhofan86 15:15 egg timing problems, mr johnson Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:16 guys 15:16 i got it 15:16 this place william tecumpea sherman 15:16 LOGISTICAL OPERATIONS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:16 it is OpenAI mourinhofan86 15:16 did jean-luc build this or is this like a genuine french nuclear power plant console william tecumpea sherman 15:17 look it says alpha 60 15:17 clearly it is a custom build mourinhofan86 15:17 oooh 15:17 c'est vrai william tecumpea sherman 15:17 probably these are all boxes and the put a bunch of noise on top 15:17 WAIT 15:17 CIRCUITS 15:17 PLUGS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:17 Pornhub Data Centre mourinhofan86 15:18 WE ARE LOOKING INTO THE ROBOTIC BRAIN OF GEORGES POMPIDOU Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:18 wow 15:18 and what about the mexicans, huh mourinhofan86 15:19 not as valuable as THE SWEDES william tecumpea sherman 15:19 this is where they watch CATS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:19 this is just a concentration camp actually 15:19 classic nazi disposal systems william tecumpea sherman 15:19 ...... mourinhofan86 15:19 or LES CHATS, as it is known in alphaville william tecumpea sherman 15:19 someone is just moving a photo around on a desk 15:20 or kitchen counter??? 15:20 LE BAR LE SNACK BAR 🍱 1 15:20 what modern living Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:21 ?!??!?! 15:21 some advanced polishing technology william tecumpea sherman 15:21 this is what you do when someone asks for a tip yes mourinhofan86 15:21 in france, yes william tecumpea sherman 15:21 ALEXA 2.0 mourinhofan86 15:21 oh no it's a level 3 15:21 ! 15:22 HA william tecumpea sherman 15:22 oh mourinhofan86 15:22 I have become an expert on estimating seductress levels 15:22 this film is so instructive william tecumpea sherman 15:22 thank you for the arm illustration of legs Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:22 "clear off" 15:22 fondles leg william tecumpea sherman 15:23 anna karina replicated mourinhofan86 15:23 lvl 7 door ambusher william tecumpea sherman 15:24 what is this binding job mourinhofan86 15:24 this is a book of emo poetry Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:24 clearly it is a FAKE BOOK mourinhofan86 15:26 it's an anthology of modernist poetry 15:26 beware, for it may also include t.s. eliot and his hellish creations william tecumpea sherman 15:26 the word 15:26 deuteronomy Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:26 he is facepalming william tecumpea sherman 15:27 um 15:27 is that the kid mourinhofan86 15:27 are there no eggs 15:28 are you fucking kidding me william tecumpea sherman 15:28 he is checking his smartbook Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:28 she was very fond of red breast mourinhofan86 15:29 autumn light is the most bourgeois of all lights Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:31 you are a SAMURAI, lady william tecumpea sherman 15:31 where you can watch LES CHATS 15:32 ADVERSARIAL POETS mourinhofan86 15:32 poets are the natural enemies of egg timers 15:34 is this the love police william tecumpea sherman 15:37 okay he is good with the camera so he purposely made this character bad with a camera Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:37 Suddenly, an atomic bomb mourinhofan86 15:39 lmao william tecumpea sherman 15:39 UN BLAGUE 15:39 libre occupe libre occupe mourinhofan86 15:40 I TOLD YOU william tecumpea sherman 15:40 double oh three mourinhofan86 15:40 EVER SINCE I SAW THE STROBELITE 15:40 THAT THIS WAS A JAMES BOND FANFIC william tecumpea sherman 15:41 oh mourinhofan86 15:41 oh no the egg timer is space hitler william tecumpea sherman 15:41 that explains the above average human filtering 15:41 eugenics for stupid mourinhofan86 15:42 LES EGGS DU MAL william tecumpea sherman 15:42 this is what we've been getting wrong 15:42 A MORT!!!! mourinhofan86 15:42 egg timer st just Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:43 a little overkill, guy william tecumpea sherman 15:43 egg timer did not account for godard mourinhofan86 15:43 he's going to straight up murder the entire alphaville 15:44 S 15:44 U 15:44 D william tecumpea sherman 15:44 s 15:44 🛀 mourinhofan86 15:45 incredibly inconspicuous Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:45 the what now 15:45 ajournalist 15:45 ajustice mourinhofan86 15:46 that was the worst wordplay in this arm of the galaxy william tecumpea sherman 15:46 new t shirt slogan mourinhofan86 15:46 oh no william tecumpea sherman 15:46 he wants poetry you fool mourinhofan86 15:46 he tempted him with the two most important resources 15:46 gold, women, poetry and stone william tecumpea sherman 15:47 check out this control panel made of circuit diagrams mourinhofan86 15:47 stone is actually the most precious william tecumpea sherman 15:47 AGE OF IDEAS 15:47 costs 1000 women and 800 gold 👩 2 🥇 2 15:48 we're getting there Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:48 he still smokes 15:48 the one sconstant william tecumpea sherman 15:49 ah yes the season control panel mourinhofan86 15:49 engage l'ete 15:49 lvl 17 wall groper william tecumpea sherman 15:49 he is looking for the non-dusty car 15:50 CAT FU 15:50 *car fu mourinhofan86 15:50 well now you got brains all over your tire william tecumpea sherman 15:51 someone engaged hiver 🎅 1 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:51 CAR CHASE 15:51 HOLLYWOOD TIME 15:51 WITH ONE CAR GOING BACKWARDS mourinhofan86 15:51 car ballet Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:51 ANOTHER GOING DOWN THE STEPS 15:51 this is some race 15:52 Dancing with the Zombies william tecumpea sherman 15:52 another wall groper 15:53 where is egg timer when you need him to tell you which room is libre mourinhofan86 15:53 wall groping is a crucial part of alphaville's economy Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:53 Eye of the Tiger william tecumpea sherman 15:53 🐯 mourinhofan86 15:54 LET ME GO 15:54 I MUST GROPE william tecumpea sherman 15:55 he really overdid it with his murder spree 15:55 are we going to schedule our future movies by oceanic time Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:55 guys 15:56 im starting to think this is not a futuristic sci fi setting mourinhofan86 15:56 the ocean, the largest thing in the galaxy Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:56 but just the outskirts of paris mourinhofan86 15:56 lies william tecumpea sherman 15:56 madness 15:56 😍 ❤️ 1 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:57 VOu 15:57 I VOu u!!! mourinhofan86 15:57 I 15:57 I VOu Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:57 guys we have done it william tecumpea sherman 15:57 FIN Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:57 we have passed through the gates of feline hell 15:57 into VOu mourinhofan86 15:57 FiN 15:58 what a journey this was william tecumpea sherman 15:58 such a long journey mourinhofan86 15:58 and all of this was like half of satantango's runtime Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:58 Yes william tecumpea sherman 15:58 let's watch that again Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:58 Well fellows mourinhofan86 15:58 yes!! Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:58 We have saved Culture once again 15:58 Let us reconvene next time for Baby Shark: The Movie
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    You called for corona, corona has answered
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    Players shipped out this week: Martial ➡️ Lundstram ➡️ Calvert-Lewin ➡️ Goalscorers this week: Martial ⚽ Lundstram ⚽ Calvert-Lewin ⚽🅰️
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    hahahahahahahahaahaha https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/feb/14/manchester-city-banned-from-champions-league-two-seasons-ffp-uefa
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    Submitted as proof that I have in fact been checking every hour.
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    Are you surprised that we hold you to a higher standard than dave?
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    kinda fucked up that you haven't dropped literally all of your personal and professional obligations to deliver this asap but ok
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    THIS IS NOW A THREAD CONCERNING DAN'S OBLIGATIONS
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    I gave a during before I turned the sound on how do I give another dugong
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    make sure that he, making haste, doesn't by accident eat the manatee video, reclaim a boat, and sail some lame falafels
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    yes I wisely invested those monies in Alisson
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    This started like a week ago. But why should I watch the Women's World Cup, you ask? Women don't dive for some reason. No one has taught them how to yet. Women are surprisingly violent and the refs seem less concerned with it??? Most of the teams still play glorious 4-4-2. You want short passing? Possession??? Strategies that don't involve just hoofing it up the field and hoping for the best? No. Fuck you. The nets are the same size but the goalkeepers are obviously shorter and no one has noticed this yet so there are more goals. USA is actually good at this. Also Canada. Alex Morgan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_FIFA_Women's_World_Cup
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