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BY GOLLY, mr soggyfrog has foolishly captained zero point captain vardy

BUT WAIT, that means he will sub in a new player bringing all his BENCH POINTS

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:!emo:

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so um

apparently there was a game yesterday

which means that I'm now spearheaded by Captain Ings and don't have a say in this

COME ON INGSY, SCORE A WHOLE BUNCH OF GOALS FOR ME AND WHICHEVER MIDTABLE TEAM YOU'RE PLAYING FOR

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18 hours ago, Shuskee said:

so um

apparently there was a game yesterday

which means that I'm now spearheaded by Captain Ings and don't have a say in this

COME ON INGSY, SCORE A WHOLE BUNCH OF GOALS FOR ME AND WHICHEVER MIDTABLE TEAM YOU'RE PLAYING FOR

Hahahahahahaha

 

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ok ok i guess voodoo still working

 

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well I haven't gone ahead with my Ingsing, but at least I've avoided disaster, much in the same way Ings's tattoos avoid his nipples

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always hate to see it when a player takes off their shirt and it turns out they've wasted their 50,000 per week salary on a bunch of horrible tattoos 

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I've captained a fraud and everyone on my team is also a fraud

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look on the bright side you successfully lured everyone else into the ings trap

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in retrospect, captaining the 2-point de bruyne over the 0-point vardy was a clear sign of my tactical genius

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you both uncaptained vardy and own a pope
what is the font of your extraordinary wisdom

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Well that was a successful wildcard wasn't it

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19 hours ago, Frog said:

you both uncaptained vardy and own a pope
what is the font of your extraordinary wisdom

catholicism

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hi martin

martin did you know i wildcarded to get 3 liverpudlians for their double gameweek

martin did you know i then forgot and left my captain on vardi

martin can you help me with my life

martin

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2 minutes ago, Veggie said:

hi martin

martin did you know i wildcarded to get 3 liverpudlians for their double gameweek

martin did you know i then forgot and left my captain on vardi

martin can you help me with my life

martin

I believe these actions mean you, sir, are helpless.

That said, you should've picked and captained Jiménez. He will be instrumental in handing Liverpool their first defeat of the season.

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lief pls stop with copying my team

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Now I really feel the pope's wrath

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On 1/21/2020 at 12:27 PM, FPH Martin said:

I believe these actions mean you, sir, are helpless.

That said, you should've picked and captained Jiménez. He will be instrumental in handing Liverpool their first defeat of the season.

I didn't listen to Martin, now I pay the price

So it has been ever since 1999

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guys

guys

look at all the points my triple captain did this week :!emo:

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those are MY POINTS you TEAM THIEF give those points to ME

yes, thanks to these 48 points I am rightfully awarded and which are to be deducted from Lief's score I reclaim my rightful place at the TOP OF THE LEAGUE

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