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SUMMONING @Lief @Lief's Mother @Shuskee @FPH Martin @Frog

and also @Deef so he can complain the 18000th time about how he doesn't knwo any of these stupid players and he likes Ajax a lot

 

CODE: 053xjo

https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/053xjo

 

PLAYERS TO WATCH, SELECTED BY OUR AWARD WINNING HIGH PERFORMANCE FPL EXPERTS:

1. Teemu Pukki, the Return of the Jorslegendorbüjetstrikor

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2. Rafa Benitez, the new genius manager of Everton

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3. Boris Says English Fans Can Return To Stadium For Wholesome Family Fun

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You don't want to miss it!

also have another benitez because i cannot get rid of him no matter what i am HAUNTED, HAUNTED I TELL YOU

 

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Edited by Veggie

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You god damn boyos there is about a WEEK LEFT to join my onlyfans

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okay but di dyou make a stupid joke account again

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it is not kosher to make a fantasy team while the olympics are still underway :crossarms:

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Well just remember to take a punt on the newcomer "Lionel Messi" in time for Week 1, I suppose

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OK JUST THREE DAYS NOW @Lief @Frog 

Actually on second though lief it would be just fine if you joined about 18 weeks late

 

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Actually on third thought it would be really annoying to lose to lief who's joined 18 weeks late, so let's have him join now and then blame bad luck, the referees, and high winds

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Please note that Man City's entire team appears to be injured now, except for obviously their new Boys That Never Came Home

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yes yes I'll get on this as soon as I pick a team to cheer

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I will make a team tonight after I spend a few hours looking at xG graphs :considerably:

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(fred approaches a tied-up lief and grabs his face)

now let's see who's really behind these years of winning fpl!

(lief's face turns out to be a rubber mask that comes off. it's been dave all along)

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no room for either unfortunately, with my SALAH, BRUNO, JOTA, GREENWOOD midfield

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I also bought an Arsenal player…. surely they won’t concede against a newly promoted team in the first game of the season 

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you will only have yourselves to blame!

, he said, two spures in his pocket

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looking forward to discovering why my team is bad

  • I'm with stupid 1
  • I'm with Lief 1

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I mean I know why my team is bad (it's because after way too little time spent fiddling I went "ah fuck it, everyone except me knows nothing and this shit will work great yolo"), I don't yet know how

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uh seeing a lot of players in this Arsenal starting XI that I thought the club had sold this summer???

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Wise Paul Kagame speaks on the new season:

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Who is Paul Kagame, you ask?

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WAIT

WHY DID I NOT BUY DAVID RAYA

HERO OF MY FM TEAM BLACKBURN ROVERS

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Posted (edited)

okay we are all BRENTFORD supporters now

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Edited by Lief

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I mean to be honest all those teams that you expect to be relegation fodder can be very tricky early in the season. You expect them to roll over but they often decide to have unexpected pukki parties and the likes.

So fair fucks to Brentford for avoiding this potential hurdle on day one :blob:

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