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SEE I DIDN'T NEED NO FERNANDES TO BREAK 90 POINTS

JUST A MAUPAY SOME PLUCKY SPURES

MY ECCENTRIC GENIUS IS CONFIRMED :crossarms:

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OK so I get 90 fucking points in the opening weekend and I am third

And third is mid-table only because Deef has entered a pity team featuring a benched 9-point keeper

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*kicks bag of nachos out of frustration*

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I wish Arteta weren't extremely bad at his job because a fully fit ESR, Odegaard, Saka, Auba front four could be really good :emo:

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16 hours ago, Lief said:

lmao owned

 

...you'll never sing thaaaat!

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NO

my two heaviest guns, salah and maupay, have misfired

I am ready to witness the bruno quintuple hattrick tomorrow :emo:

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shocked to discover my strategy of buying everton players not paying off

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mods please change the forum background to the spurs away kit

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congratulations tottenham hotspur on your latest acquisition

 

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(the faint slapping sound you're hearing is lief taking a -32 hit to somehow fit cronald into his team)

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ronaldo consolation prize in race for kane

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race won by master of the "gentleman's agreement" daniel levy

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I’m going to be able to captain Ronaldo every week now, not just four weeks every other summer. What a beautiful day :!emo:

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I'm trying to think of some arsenal banter but at this point I think I'm just going to start linking to flashscore match summaries like some naturally occurring nuggets of comedy gold

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fuck I forgot to change my captain

mo you better troll chelsea real hard

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I think that whatever happens joost is the clear moral winner of this game day, as he was the only one to attend the pukki party

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