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  1. Today
  2. holy fuck paul schrader did that cat people?
  3. Yes the universe is almost intriguing enough to pull you along though I still gave up, then today I realized I can just spend a couple hours reading the book so I downloaded it for my e-reader from the library
  4. but also it's just intriguing enough that you think it's gonna be awesome when you figure it all out, but it keeps letting you down
  5. Yesterday
  6. man in the high castle is a competition among all the characters to be as stupid as possible while wearing enough layers of plot armor to bog down a hippo and lasciviously smearing themselves in the pathos of synthetic guilt
  7. is the badness of the man in the high castle an exceptional, rich sort of badness, or is it just a regular garden variety badness I've finally got around to watching the young pope but, alas, so far it's good, and therefore unfit for this thread
  8. This show's thematic ambitions (free will! emergence of consciousness! annihilation of liberty under the omniscient corporate surveillance state!) are too grand for its writers who, admirably, just want to show us tits and guns, and its audience, who, less admirably, just wants to see those things
  9. it started ok, season 2 was too slow for a while, then it got good for a while before what the fuck
  10. also since this is the bad tv show thread, the man in the high castle is so bad
  11. Last week
  12. Michelangelo painted the Sistine, Robert Pattinson painted the cistern
  13. mourinhofan86 14:18 just Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:18 ALREADY VERY SCI FI mourinhofan86 14:18 like 14:18 cats william tecumpea sherman 14:18 spinny disc Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:19 i hope dave made the egy william tecumpea sherman 14:19 northern lights!! dave 14:19 im in various intro things Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:19 ?!?!??!??!! dave 14:19 alphaville Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:19 GRIPPING william tecumpea sherman 14:19 SHAKY WORDS dave 14:19 just flashed on screen 14:19 now there's a UFO or whatever 14:19 am i behind? Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:19 holy shit already so much better than cats 14:19 you should now see a soviet artwork william tecumpea sherman 14:19 STROBE Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:19 now a DOVE dave 14:19 now a painting on the wall william tecumpea sherman 14:19 SEIZURE mourinhofan86 14:19 PIGEON dave 14:19 dove leaving hands 14:19 ok we're all about the same Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:19 MORE SEIZURE william tecumpea sherman 14:19 HELP I AM SEIZURE mourinhofan86 14:19 james bond bout to enter that strobe Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:19 this gravely voice 14:20 soothes my traumatised mind dave 14:20 oh god its portuguese 14:20 how i english 14:20 sweeeet i got english Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:20 !HOLA! dave 14:20 it's SQUARE Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:20 honestly i want this to have japanese dubbing dave 14:20 remember when computers were SQUARE? mourinhofan86 14:20 twas a simpler time dave 14:20 twas 14:20 -> Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:20 guys i think this film will be all about strobes 14:20 it is about the industrial light 14:21 and its fiendish design upon the people william tecumpea sherman 14:21 guys can you give me hints to what's happening I'm having doubts about our sync dave 14:21 train moving across screen mourinhofan86 14:21 this is infinitely better than the alternative, anthropomorphic cats Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:21 I REACHED THE SUBRUBS OF ALPHAVILEL william tecumpea sherman 14:21 I have been watching a train for 30 seconds dave 14:21 now thee's a road Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:21 SILENCE LOGIC 14:21 SAFETY PRUDENCE dave 14:21 or causeway 14:21 sign 14:21 ALPHAVILLE william tecumpea sherman 14:21 it is an AMEX commercial dave 14:21 cars driving down street 14:21 into the alley 14:21 stopped Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:21 guys they have silenced their logic dave 14:21 man opens door 14:21 other man comes out 14:21 eugeue is this helping william tecumpea sherman 14:21 okay now I can ignore you all and watch this good(ard) movie Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:21 no no mourinhofan86 14:21 i enjoyed the rotating door camera Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:21 that would break the fabric of the clan dave 14:21 fancy marble lobby 14:22 he is walking across Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:22 we may only watch it ironically dave 14:22 My newspaper reserved me a room Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:22 FIGARO PRAVDA mourinhofan86 14:22 FIGARO-PRAVDA william tecumpea sherman 14:22 Newspapers are inanimate objects Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:22 what the hell is figaro pravda dave 14:22 FIGARO PRAVDA Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:22 man very touchy about suitcase william tecumpea sherman 14:22 some kind of sci fi dave 14:22 GET THE FUCK OFF MY SUITCASE 14:22 this music, too 14:22 eugene I forgive you this is amazing Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:22 yes 14:22 already my movie of the year dave 14:22 easily william tecumpea sherman 14:22 newspapers can buy you rooms is this like when I clicked the hotel link on ny times site Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:22 Clear off 14:22 Suitcase Touchy #2 dave 14:22 fuck off mourinhofan86 14:22 wow rude Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:23 should thi s be our new count william tecumpea sherman 14:23 is she alexa Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:23 this woman just wont shut up mourinhofan86 14:23 rest makes you less tired monsieur 14:23 behind the door monsieur Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:23 girl B: "the room is right next to the stairs but they took the elevator to the second floor????" 14:24 already the architectural myusteries william tecumpea sherman 14:24 it is a fancy hotel Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:24 he's testing the walls william tecumpea sherman 14:24 ... is he buying the hotel room Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:24 can't disturb the other guests when he's holding BDSM parties mourinhofan86 14:24 WALL INSPECTION, ON THE FLOOR Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:24 TRANQUILISERS dave 14:24 this is the room I took that pic in william tecumpea sherman 14:24 swanky Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:24 FOR SILENCING LOGIC mourinhofan86 14:24 you know what's my favourite book? dave 14:24 55 years before william tecumpea sherman 14:24 swanky tranqs mourinhofan86 14:24 DEUTERONOMY dave 14:24 how!? mourinhofan86 14:24 (rips off mask, reveals judi dench underneath) Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:24 ??? 14:25 wow 14:25 is she going to undress him 14:25 is this part of the good old hotel service 14:25 IT IS william tecumpea sherman 14:25 and more I guess dave 14:25 jesus Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:25 I WAS CORRECT william tecumpea sherman 14:25 oh dave 14:25 that came off fast william tecumpea sherman 14:25 she has a number mourinhofan86 14:25 this is just french business casual chill Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:25 ooooh 14:25 burn john 14:25 ... Did you fuckers really just move it to here dave 14:25 snap Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:25 IM BIG ENOUGH TO FIND MY OWN LADIES dave 14:25 elpea did it 14:25 he shut down otd Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:25 ?!??!??!! mourinhofan86 14:25 um Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:25 hes's trashing the room now 14:25 wtf 14:25 wtf william tecumpea sherman 14:25 does she think he's going to call her if he can see the number on her dave 14:25 what the fuck Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:26 this film is MIND BLOWING dave 14:26 this is nuts john 14:26 THERE ARE LIKE FIVE UNUSED CHANNELS YOU DIPSHITS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:26 WHO IS THAT INTRUDER dave 14:26 oh god there's another dude 14:26 what on earth william tecumpea sherman 14:26 okay service is great but this hotel lacks privacy Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:26 john it's not like we're pinging anybody dave 14:26 BITCH I ALREADY TOLD YOU Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:26 surely there's no alerts?? 14:26 so what the hell 14:26 now PHOTOGRAPHING william tecumpea sherman 14:26 we could start pinging john I guess dave 14:26 but first 14:26 let me take a selfie mourinhofan86 14:26 she just earned 400 xp 14:26 so level 4 now Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:27 he's just having some fun william tecumpea sherman 14:27 by being in the same room when he clocked that dude dave 14:27 oh its a galaxy, not even a star system or planet or whatever mourinhofan86 14:27 lmao dave 14:27 DDAAAAMN dem titties william tecumpea sherman 14:27 that's why the hotels are so fancy Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:27 ?!??!?!! dave 14:27 she's back down to level 2 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:27 it's a LIGHTY-TALKIE mourinhofan86 14:27 lmao (x2) william tecumpea sherman 14:28 A ROBOT VOICE Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:28 guys i revise my opinion, this man is not rude mourinhofan86 14:28 ws he talking to an egg timer Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:28 he is so polite as to wear pants for his zoom call william tecumpea sherman 14:28 guys imagine if robot voices today were modeled after alphaville Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:28 he keep stalking to an egg timer william tecumpea sherman 14:28 maybe there is a voice pack with alphaville somewhere Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:28 .... 14:28 this guy has some problems mourinhofan86 14:28 there's got to be an easier way to do this william tecumpea sherman 14:29 !!!!!! mushplainer-in-chief 14:29 i have now muted this channel too dave 14:29 rude Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:29 ilike this actor mourinhofan86 14:29 you're rude like a 60s french galactic agent 14:29 (level five) Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:30 i bet it's a gun festival william tecumpea sherman 14:30 okay but how long are years in this galaxy Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:30 where they sell guns best suited or lighters william tecumpea sherman 14:30 NOT A JOKE Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:30 that was the saddest way to say "there will be a gala" i've ever seen william tecumpea sherman 14:30 no jokes so far 14:30 or if there were any I missed them because they weren't explained in detail mourinhofan86 14:31 when's the first musical number Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:31 the joke was the gun william tecumpea sherman 14:31 is that a staircase Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:31 she's wearing a santa costume william tecumpea sherman 14:31 or just a balcony mourinhofan86 14:31 are santa coats the future Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:32 ??? 14:32 is she an android mourinhofan86 14:32 (silence) william tecumpea sherman 14:32 he confused her by callig her princess 14:32 but she is an android john 14:32 Slack is stupid. I was going to remove posting privileges from all channels except football, but nooo. You can't mess with posting privs outside otd? christ. william tecumpea sherman 14:33 THIS IS A PRIVATE CHANNEL SIR PLEASE LEAVE dave 14:33 you never understand anything, and it kills you 14:33 that's deep man william tecumpea sherman 14:33 yes everything named after physicists john 14:33 You guys still should have moved it to an empty channel Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:33 john you can't just mute for an hour? dave 14:33 we are playing a game Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:33 sorry, i never get any notificationsa nywhere unless someone pings me so i didnt know? dave 14:33 this is the appropriate channel 14:33 it's a counting game 14:33 last time we counted to 224 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:34 what are we counting for alphaville william tecumpea sherman 14:34 he cannot mute for an hour without also complaining john 14:34 yes, but when I come back in an hour I HAVE 2000 UNREAD MESSAGES THAT THE FUCKING APP HAS TO SCROLL THROUGH FOR SOME STUPID REASON dave 14:34 times people try to touch his suitcase william tecumpea sherman 14:34 it is his programming to complain Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:34 there's no "click to bototm"? 14:34 weird, the browser version has it william tecumpea sherman 14:34 there is a click to bottom dave 14:34 there is not, but if you switch back and forth between channels it will give up and go to the bottom william tecumpea sherman 14:34 on the app version dave 14:34 i have learned this Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:34 wow 14:34 shit app mourinhofan86 14:34 does everyone have levels here john 14:34 The phone app is finnickier dave 14:34 LEVEL TWO PROGRAMMER 14:34 LEVEL TWO john 14:34 but whatever. dave 14:34 GET AT ME william tecumpea sherman 14:34 WHY IS THE LEVEL GOING DOWN mourinhofan86 14:34 DAVE WHAT IS YOUR POWER LEVEL Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:35 ok guys let's just make a CULTURE CHANNEL william tecumpea sherman 14:35 who even uses slack on their phone john 14:35 This channel is now muted, and I will forget to unmute it later when you want to game in punishment Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:35 from which elpea will be banned FOREVER william tecumpea sherman 14:35 wow a barren wasteland napoleon bonafrog 14:35 you can just turn everyone into guests so they can't post in private channels :hitler: william tecumpea sherman 14:35 this "culture" channel mourinhofan86 14:35 the channel's name shall be #fuckelpea john 14:35 he has literally left the GW channel, which is where I suggested you take it in the first place Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:35 go go dave 14:35 culture Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:35 they are now in a TAXI william tecumpea sherman 14:35 I live here permanently now mourinhofan86 14:36 🎭 william tecumpea sherman 14:36 okay but the taxi is probably actually a spaceship william tecumpea sherman 14:36 set the channel topic: cat butts mourinhofan86 14:36 they have spaceships but no uber Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:36 UBER 14:36 this galaxy is truly a totalitarian nightmare 14:36 there is no private taxis mourinhofan86 14:37 and no awareness that SMOKING KILLS william tecumpea sherman 14:37 DUN DUN DUN Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:37 ????? dave 14:37 literal dun dun dun william tecumpea sherman 14:37 did this movie invent DUN DUN DUN mourinhofan86 14:37 watch this guy be killed by smoking Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:37 squeeze that man mourinhofan86 14:37 see Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:37 squeeze him good dave 14:37 CUT HIS ARM OFF mourinhofan86 14:37 what have i told you william tecumpea sherman 14:37 shanked in the phone booth Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:37 guys i hope this film is R-18 14:37 it is very violent dave 14:37 wow no blood on light coat even 14:37 well done sir Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:37 that MUSIC 14:37 this really is a musical mourinhofan86 14:37 the receptionist rolled 1 on perception dave 14:37 DUN DUN DUN, dun DUN DUN DUN, dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:38 A STROBE AGAIn 14:38 guys actually john can't watch this film 14:38 he would get a seizure 14:39 ????? is she eating out of a teabag box 14:39 no it's a KELLOG CRISPI william tecumpea sherman 14:39 CORN FLAKES Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:39 they are cereal addicts mourinhofan86 14:39 FOOD OF THE FUTURE\ Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:39 ???? william tecumpea sherman 14:39 while rohmer strokes her knee Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:39 he's entering a SECRET COMMIE HOTEL mourinhofan86 14:39 Mr Dickson 14:39 of Cock City Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:39 whoa 14:39 she is a higher level seductress 14:39 she is tempting him with her upper left boob mourinhofan86 14:39 no she's a lvl 7 seater william tecumpea sherman 14:39 her numbers are printed up front Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:40 !!!! 14:40 look its gorbachev dave 14:40 that man is dead already william tecumpea sherman 14:40 henri est mort Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:40 ?!?!?! 14:40 ?!?!??!?!?! 14:40 why did he steal his book 14:40 why is he so rude william tecumpea sherman 14:40 did he pay her for being seated 14:41 OH Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:41 Hi8 key! william tecumpea sherman 14:41 the man's portrait again 14:41 CLUES mourinhofan86 14:41 ye dave 14:41 my favorite bar ever is in upstate california by a tiny inlet Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:41 oh it was actually an italian hotel dave 14:41 town next to where The Birds was filmed 14:41 you walk in, guy asks "beer?" 14:41 it's a yes or no question Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:41 "suicide?" "he he, hehehe" dave 14:41 "dinner?" also yes or no william tecumpea sherman 14:41 KYS I need your room for my cousin who I hate Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:42 ?~!??!? 14:42 SUICIDE: A CHINESE INVENTION 14:42 a treatise by Emile Durkheim 14:42 FLASH GORDON 14:42 Soggy you didn't tell us this film features FLASH dave 14:42 lol william tecumpea sherman 14:42 this film hits so many cultural references 14:42 so smoothly mourinhofan86 14:43 did this guy rapidly grow a stubble dave 14:43 light years as a unit of time sigh mourinhofan86 14:43 god damn it william tecumpea sherman 14:43 maybe he meant as a unit of distance mourinhofan86 14:43 movie ruined william tecumpea sherman 14:43 don't assume things dave Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:43 that light bulb looks very technological william tecumpea sherman 14:43 they are in a race Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:44 must be a mcluhan reference dave 14:44 scifi without technology is interesting Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:44 its the only good kind of scifi 14:44 ???? 14:44 is he eating suicide pills 14:44 mark my words someone will eat suicide pills in this movie william tecumpea sherman 14:45 who is this man he is interrogating and why should he know things mourinhofan86 14:45 it's a RUSSIAN SPY 14:45 from SPACE RUSSIA william tecumpea sherman 14:45 A LIST OF SECRET AGENTS HIDDEN IN HIS WARDROBE 14:45 okay but don't let him finish that bottle if you want him to get better mourinhofan86 14:46 is this the seater lady william tecumpea sherman 14:46 he has hidden the notes for his physics exam inside the wardrobe too Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:46 yes mourinhofan86 14:46 HE WAS BALD ALL THIS TIME 14:46 what a plot twist william tecumpea sherman 14:46 🤯 14:46 awkwar 14:47 just sitting in the corner Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:47 guys 14:47 im doing it 14:47 im eating CEREAL mourinhofan86 14:47 this is the worst poster ever 14:47 !!! 14:47 same Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:47 did he mourinhofan86 14:47 CORN FLAKES Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:47 did he just cry je t'aime moi william tecumpea sherman 14:47 ........ very surreptitious photographing with flash 📸 2 mourinhofan86 14:47 we have been conditioned, sunha Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:47 i love you me mourinhofan86 14:47 by 1960s french genius william tecumpea sherman 14:48 no he loves lemmy danger Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:48 I KNEW IT 14:48 THEY WERE SUICIDE PILLS william tecumpea sherman 14:48 sent by the chinese Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:49 guys the body count in this film 14:49 it's tarantino 💀 1 william tecumpea sherman 14:49 SOUTH Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:50 holy shit 14:50 INSTITUT DE SEMANTIQUE GENERAL 14:50 that is my dream job william tecumpea sherman 14:50 institute of general semantics 14:50 he is going to see dr toast Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:50 programming william tecumpea sherman 14:50 okay but what do you mean by programming and memory mourinhofan86 14:51 he's going to shoot nerds william tecumpea sherman 14:51 THE STAIR IS A DNA HELIX Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:51 do you mean programming as the people mean it or programming as defined by abstract laws of language 14:51 langue or parole, sir william tecumpea sherman 14:51 ROBOT VOICE RETURNS mourinhofan86 14:51 it's the tuberculotic eggtimer robot ⏲️ 2 14:52 oh shit william tecumpea sherman 14:52 the present is a present 💝 mourinhofan86 14:52 subtle true detective reference 🕵️‍♂️ 1 william tecumpea sherman 14:52 shot of a fan through a bedspring mourinhofan86 14:52 oui oui non non Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:52 holy shit 14:52 john doe sneed to watch this william tecumpea sherman 14:52 WHY BECAUSE Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:53 this is basically Evangelion mourinhofan86 14:53 son' of religion 14:53 ~~~~cos~~~~ 14:53 is the eggtimer godbot possessing a projector 14:54 this truly is some advanced semantics dave 14:55 regrettably I am coming up on my government mandated isolation recreation time period 14:55 aka it's nice out and i gotta ride my bike before its not nice out anymore Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:55 !!!!! 14:55 TRAITOR mourinhofan86 14:55 wow look at this rich person who can afford to go outside Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:55 your culture will be incomplete, dave 14:55 you will be a half-grown penis mourinhofan86 14:56 half-man, half-elpea dave 14:56 half gown culture 14:56 half grown, even 14:56 that's all i'll ever be mourinhofan86 14:56 une jolie sphinx 14:56 une jolie sphinx 14:56 une jolie sphinx 14:56 une jolie sphinx 14:56 une jolie sphinx Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:57 THE MINISTRY OF DISSUASION william tecumpea sherman 14:57 okay so I could watch 2 hours of egg timer narrating over constructivist art 1 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:57 NORD NORD NORD 14:57 NORD NORD NORD 14:57 ha ha ha 14:57 what a joke, monsieur 14:57 ha ha ha william tecumpea sherman 14:57 FIRST JOKE mourinhofan86 14:58 un burn incroyable Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:58 fucking boomer william tecumpea sherman 14:58 they are going to see a modern art show 14:59 wow 14:59 look at that spaceboat 🚢 1 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:59 look at her shoulders 14:59 as broad as a spaceboat 14:59 so 14:59 ok i think i have the plot william tecumpea sherman 14:59 numbers on forehead 14:59 so hot Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:59 dude actually works for the national geographic 15:00 holy shit mourinhofan86 15:00 uh Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:00 they shoot the dude and then knifed swimmers finish off 15:00 trulyu this is CULTURE mourinhofan86 15:00 very sophisticated william tecumpea sherman 15:00 HE DIDN'T WAIT FOR HER TO FIND OUT 15:00 BUT NO FLASH 15:00 YOU WILL DAMAGE THE ART WORKS mourinhofan86 15:00 maybe he's the only person who can see the flash 15:00 for he is FLASH GORDON william tecumpea sherman 15:01 maybe the flash is just a cinematic cue Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:01 makes sense 15:01 only men commit crimes 15:01 of ILLOGIC mourinhofan86 15:01 it's cool that they're wearing swimming caps to not contaminate the pool full of blood and corpses william tecumpea sherman 15:02 please meow 15:02 this is the least logical thing 15:02 why do they let him speak 15:03 is it merely an illogic tradition mourinhofan86 15:03 in order to test their LOGICAL RESOLVE william tecumpea sherman 15:03 or is it logically to prove his guilt mourinhofan86 15:03 the first one to have an emotional reaction shot gets condemned william tecumpea sherman 15:03 is that the man in the portrait mourinhofan86 15:03 you can't abduct me I'm on a poster william tecumpea sherman 15:04 AN ASIAN MAN 15:04 HE BROUGHT THE SUICIDE PILLS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:04 ummmm william tecumpea sherman 15:04 wow Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:04 is this metaphorical of a gangbang william tecumpea sherman 15:04 they're really giving him what for mourinhofan86 15:04 excellent use of logic, miss 15:05 <- Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:05 oh wow 15:05 a radio set william tecumpea sherman 15:05 egg timer tells you which room is available Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:05 they'll make him sing william tecumpea sherman 15:05 !!! 15:05 we know that's not his name 15:05 gasp mourinhofan86 15:05 MORE MICROPHONES 15:06 GALAXY william tecumpea sherman 15:06 ......... Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:06 GOLD AND WOMEN 15:06 man speaks truth mourinhofan86 15:06 truly, the two most precious resources william tecumpea sherman 15:06 wow Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:06 remember, send first 8 villies to gold, then the rest to women william tecumpea sherman 15:06 he presumes to know what egg timer understands Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:06 age up when you have enough! mourinhofan86 15:08 DO NOT LIE TO THE EGG TIMER 15:08 IT KNOWS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:08 THE EGG TIMER KNOWS 15:08 HE IS NOW GASLIGHTING 15:08 HE IS PUSHING A THEORY OF ALTERNATIVE TRUTH mourinhofan86 15:08 SHOW ME YOUR EGGS, HUMAN william tecumpea sherman 15:09 egg timer makes the truth 15:09 these eggs are now soft 15:09 THEY ARE NOT LOOKING FOR ANOTHER ROOM EGG TIMER Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:09 turns out the egg timer is also an alexa mourinhofan86 15:09 the egg timer's voice shall forever lurk in his head Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:09 this is Amazonville 15:10 oh god 15:10 shusky 15:10 can't we make this Occupe into a taunt william tecumpea sherman 15:10 and libre Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:10 sound file playable upon shortcut mourinhofan86 15:10 .. Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:10 Thigh Show mourinhofan86 15:10 MY BEST SCIENTISTS WILL BE ON IT 15:11 these photos must be excellent 15:11 let me photograph fog from behind a window from a small-ass camera william tecumpea sherman 15:11 WHY ARE YOU USING FLASH WHEN YOU ARE TAKING A SHOT OF THE OUTDOORS 15:11 maybe his flash is as blinding as an atom bomb 15:12 libre Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:12 !!! 15:12 MR EGG TIMER WAS A NERVE mourinhofan86 15:12 oh my god there is an entire network of egg timers 15:13 the eggs of alphaville are the most perfectly cooked eggs in the universe william tecumpea sherman 15:13 egg timer cannot handle humans of above average intelligence 15:13 ie half the humans mourinhofan86 15:13 they are in this perfect spot where the yolk is still runny, and yet firm Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:13 Heckel & Jeckel 15:13 two peas in a pod william tecumpea sherman 15:14 look they are scientists 15:14 you can tell because they wear lab coats 15:14 👨‍🔬 15:14 also they are men Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:14 they sure got their PPE supply sorted here 15:14 ??? 15:14 more seductress mourinhofan86 15:14 lvl 7 aquarium butt Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:14 she sits there 9-9 william tecumpea sherman 15:15 *9-5 mourinhofan86 15:15 9-9 in high season william tecumpea sherman 15:15 TECHNOLOGY mourinhofan86 15:15 egg timing problems, mr johnson Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:16 guys 15:16 i got it 15:16 this place william tecumpea sherman 15:16 LOGISTICAL OPERATIONS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:16 it is OpenAI mourinhofan86 15:16 did jean-luc build this or is this like a genuine french nuclear power plant console william tecumpea sherman 15:17 look it says alpha 60 15:17 clearly it is a custom build mourinhofan86 15:17 oooh 15:17 c'est vrai william tecumpea sherman 15:17 probably these are all boxes and the put a bunch of noise on top 15:17 WAIT 15:17 CIRCUITS 15:17 PLUGS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:17 Pornhub Data Centre mourinhofan86 15:18 WE ARE LOOKING INTO THE ROBOTIC BRAIN OF GEORGES POMPIDOU Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:18 wow 15:18 and what about the mexicans, huh mourinhofan86 15:19 not as valuable as THE SWEDES william tecumpea sherman 15:19 this is where they watch CATS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:19 this is just a concentration camp actually 15:19 classic nazi disposal systems william tecumpea sherman 15:19 ...... mourinhofan86 15:19 or LES CHATS, as it is known in alphaville william tecumpea sherman 15:19 someone is just moving a photo around on a desk 15:20 or kitchen counter??? 15:20 LE BAR LE SNACK BAR 🍱 1 15:20 what modern living Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:21 ?!??!?! 15:21 some advanced polishing technology william tecumpea sherman 15:21 this is what you do when someone asks for a tip yes mourinhofan86 15:21 in france, yes william tecumpea sherman 15:21 ALEXA 2.0 mourinhofan86 15:21 oh no it's a level 3 15:21 ! 15:22 HA william tecumpea sherman 15:22 oh mourinhofan86 15:22 I have become an expert on estimating seductress levels 15:22 this film is so instructive william tecumpea sherman 15:22 thank you for the arm illustration of legs Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:22 "clear off" 15:22 fondles leg william tecumpea sherman 15:23 anna karina replicated mourinhofan86 15:23 lvl 7 door ambusher william tecumpea sherman 15:24 what is this binding job mourinhofan86 15:24 this is a book of emo poetry Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:24 clearly it is a FAKE BOOK mourinhofan86 15:26 it's an anthology of modernist poetry 15:26 beware, for it may also include t.s. eliot and his hellish creations william tecumpea sherman 15:26 the word 15:26 deuteronomy Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:26 he is facepalming william tecumpea sherman 15:27 um 15:27 is that the kid mourinhofan86 15:27 are there no eggs 15:28 are you fucking kidding me william tecumpea sherman 15:28 he is checking his smartbook Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:28 she was very fond of red breast mourinhofan86 15:29 autumn light is the most bourgeois of all lights Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:31 you are a SAMURAI, lady william tecumpea sherman 15:31 where you can watch LES CHATS 15:32 ADVERSARIAL POETS mourinhofan86 15:32 poets are the natural enemies of egg timers 15:34 is this the love police william tecumpea sherman 15:37 okay he is good with the camera so he purposely made this character bad with a camera Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:37 Suddenly, an atomic bomb mourinhofan86 15:39 lmao william tecumpea sherman 15:39 UN BLAGUE 15:39 libre occupe libre occupe mourinhofan86 15:40 I TOLD YOU william tecumpea sherman 15:40 double oh three mourinhofan86 15:40 EVER SINCE I SAW THE STROBELITE 15:40 THAT THIS WAS A JAMES BOND FANFIC william tecumpea sherman 15:41 oh mourinhofan86 15:41 oh no the egg timer is space hitler william tecumpea sherman 15:41 that explains the above average human filtering 15:41 eugenics for stupid mourinhofan86 15:42 LES EGGS DU MAL william tecumpea sherman 15:42 this is what we've been getting wrong 15:42 A MORT!!!! mourinhofan86 15:42 egg timer st just Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:43 a little overkill, guy william tecumpea sherman 15:43 egg timer did not account for godard mourinhofan86 15:43 he's going to straight up murder the entire alphaville 15:44 S 15:44 U 15:44 D william tecumpea sherman 15:44 s 15:44 🛀 mourinhofan86 15:45 incredibly inconspicuous Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:45 the what now 15:45 ajournalist 15:45 ajustice mourinhofan86 15:46 that was the worst wordplay in this arm of the galaxy william tecumpea sherman 15:46 new t shirt slogan mourinhofan86 15:46 oh no william tecumpea sherman 15:46 he wants poetry you fool mourinhofan86 15:46 he tempted him with the two most important resources 15:46 gold, women, poetry and stone william tecumpea sherman 15:47 check out this control panel made of circuit diagrams mourinhofan86 15:47 stone is actually the most precious william tecumpea sherman 15:47 AGE OF IDEAS 15:47 costs 1000 women and 800 gold 👩 2 🥇 2 15:48 we're getting there Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:48 he still smokes 15:48 the one sconstant william tecumpea sherman 15:49 ah yes the season control panel mourinhofan86 15:49 engage l'ete 15:49 lvl 17 wall groper william tecumpea sherman 15:49 he is looking for the non-dusty car 15:50 CAT FU 15:50 *car fu mourinhofan86 15:50 well now you got brains all over your tire william tecumpea sherman 15:51 someone engaged hiver 🎅 1 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:51 CAR CHASE 15:51 HOLLYWOOD TIME 15:51 WITH ONE CAR GOING BACKWARDS mourinhofan86 15:51 car ballet Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:51 ANOTHER GOING DOWN THE STEPS 15:51 this is some race 15:52 Dancing with the Zombies william tecumpea sherman 15:52 another wall groper 15:53 where is egg timer when you need him to tell you which room is libre mourinhofan86 15:53 wall groping is a crucial part of alphaville's economy Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:53 Eye of the Tiger william tecumpea sherman 15:53 🐯 mourinhofan86 15:54 LET ME GO 15:54 I MUST GROPE william tecumpea sherman 15:55 he really overdid it with his murder spree 15:55 are we going to schedule our future movies by oceanic time Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:55 guys 15:56 im starting to think this is not a futuristic sci fi setting mourinhofan86 15:56 the ocean, the largest thing in the galaxy Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:56 but just the outskirts of paris mourinhofan86 15:56 lies william tecumpea sherman 15:56 madness 15:56 😍 ❤️ 1 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:57 VOu 15:57 I VOu u!!! mourinhofan86 15:57 I 15:57 I VOu Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:57 guys we have done it william tecumpea sherman 15:57 FIN Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:57 we have passed through the gates of feline hell 15:57 into VOu mourinhofan86 15:57 FiN 15:58 what a journey this was william tecumpea sherman 15:58 such a long journey mourinhofan86 15:58 and all of this was like half of satantango's runtime Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:58 Yes william tecumpea sherman 15:58 let's watch that again Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:58 Well fellows mourinhofan86 15:58 yes!! Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 15:58 We have saved Culture once again 15:58 Let us reconvene next time for Baby Shark: The Movie
  14. #otd mourinhofan86 12:17 TO THE FOK PODS\ william tecumpea sherman 12:17 !! 12:17 TIZ mourinhofan86 12:17 !!!! william tecumpea sherman 12:17 KILENCE 12:17 NYOLC 12:17 HET Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:17 HET william tecumpea sherman 12:17 HAT mourinhofan86 12:17 HET william tecumpea sherman 12:17 OT Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:17 HAT william tecumpea sherman 12:17 NEGY mourinhofan86 12:17 CAT william tecumpea sherman 12:17 HAROM mourinhofan86 12:17 HAROM william tecumpea sherman 12:17 KET mourinhofan86 12:17 KET william tecumpea sherman 12:17 egy!!!!!! mourinhofan86 12:17 EGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:18 EGYYYYYYY william tecumpea sherman 12:18 A VIEW FROM OUTSIDE HTE PLANET mourinhofan86 12:18 doo doo Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:18 look, it's star wars mourinhofan86 12:18 doo doo doo doo william tecumpea sherman 12:18 ALL THE CITIES OF THE WORLD SHUT DOWN BY THE CORONA mourinhofan86 12:18 im scared william tecumpea sherman 12:18 this is the scariest movie Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:18 guys william tecumpea sherman 12:18 we have already seen 3 celestial bodies 12:19 the music 12:19 IT BEGINS mourinhofan86 12:19 !! 12:19 OMINOUS CHORD Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:19 THIS MUSIC 12:19 A CAT 12:19 this movie really gets to the point mourinhofan86 12:19 A CAR 12:19 my eyes william tecumpea sherman 12:19 A CAT Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:19 will we also get the sex scene in the first minute 12:19 ?!?!?! 12:19 ITS SMEAGOL mourinhofan86 12:19 MULTIPLE SMEAGOLS 12:19 we have made a terrible mistake william tecumpea sherman 12:19 What ungodly synth settin gis dthis Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:19 guys, 01:40 in, i have to say 12:19 it is even worse than i thought william tecumpea sherman 12:19 THE GARBAGE mourinhofan86 12:19 abort 12:20 ABORT Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:20 ITS FULL OF CORONA 12:20 DONT OPEN IT william tecumpea sherman 12:20 WHAT IS THAT FACE mourinhofan86 12:20 it's a cat abortion 12:20 oh god 12:20 oh no Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:20 ???? 12:20 WHERES MY CAT BOOBS 12:20 IVE BEEN CHEATED 12:21 oh mourinhofan86 12:21 the famous ice breakers Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:21 look its Backstreet Cats william tecumpea sherman 12:21 SYNCHROCATS 12:21 SIMULCATS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:21 did you see that fancy hat on that street cat william tecumpea sherman 12:22 that bell is how I feel aboutt his movie Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:22 if the poor cats stopped eating all that avo on toast they'd have more for a mortgage 12:22 Jellycal cat? mourinhofan86 12:22 okay the whole hauman face/posture on cgi cat debacle is somehow only now sinking in Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:22 Jericho Cat? william tecumpea sherman 12:22 this is hte life of all new yorkers ofc 12:22 except for hte lawyers Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:23 doooOOOOO william tecumpea sherman 12:23 AHHHH mourinhofan86 12:23 AAAA william tecumpea sherman 12:23 this feels as in sync as our football games mourinhofan86 12:23 (tail erection) Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:23 oh look william tecumpea sherman 12:23 this is definitely as in sync as our football games Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:24 its uh mourinhofan86 12:24 guys the newbie cat is like so inspired 12:24 by this largely listless number Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:24 GRECO-ROMAN CAT CULTURE 12:24 truly the bastion of civilisation 12:25 guys at least we're getting a cat-fu fight scene right mourinhofan86 12:25 do not seek redemption william tecumpea sherman 12:25 THEY HAVE ENFORCED SOCIAL DISTANCING Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:25 girl b says this isn't really that diff from musical, actually 12:26 My Cavity 12:26 um 12:26 did someone not tell Morpheus that this is a musical william tecumpea sherman 12:26 .... mourinhofan86 12:26 I've seen the musical and I vehemently argue that it is less traumatizing william tecumpea sherman 12:27 holiday games like monopoly 12:27 which is no trivial thing Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:27 oh like WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART mourinhofan86 12:27 who the fuck names their cat james Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:27 or DONALD JANUS TRUMP william tecumpea sherman 12:28 IT IS LIKE THE GOLDENEYE MONUMENT GRAVEYARD Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:28 guys i'm slowly realising 12:28 this movie may be terrible even without the cat dresse william tecumpea sherman 12:28 "slowly" mourinhofan86 12:28 are all the lights deliberately blinding to divert our attention away from this cat situation 12:29 I'm going to take advantage of euro time and grab myself a drink Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:29 Yogacats mourinhofan86 12:29 I excpect to be utterly sloshed by alphaville Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:29 maybe we could watch this at 8x speed mourinhofan86 12:30 reminder that this is all t.s. elliot's fault Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:30 they keep saying jericho 12:30 is this a biblical cat story mourinhofan86 12:30 the ultimate nail in the coffin of literary modernism Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:30 !! deuteronomy 12:30 it IS a biblical story william tecumpea sherman 12:30 this mephistopheles sucks image.png image.png 1 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:31 A DOG? william tecumpea sherman 12:31 well now we know the whole plot of the film Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:31 yes 12:31 to be reborn as a DOG mourinhofan86 12:31 i now got a brief mental crisis remembering that ikiru is a movie and therefore in the same ontological category as cats (2019) Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:31 !!!!!! mourinhofan86 12:32 that's an ultraprominent pubic mound Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:32 guys this film is making a mockery of my beloved slave cat william tecumpea sherman 12:32 no, ikiru is actually an alternate universe mourinhofan86 12:32 ok so 12:32 was the past minute actually made by humans Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:32 she's singing into a long sausage mourinhofan86 12:32 or did it fall out of space ors omething william tecumpea sherman 12:33 🐁 mourinhofan86 12:33 MICE: THE MUSICAL is objectively even worse than cats william tecumpea sherman 12:33 it is also smaller mourinhofan86 12:33 why is so much attention being diverted to that cat's crotch anyway william tecumpea sherman 12:33 it has more children 12:33 the cat is complaining about this movie mourinhofan86 12:34 this physical comedy is hysterical Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:34 i do feel for the main cat 12:34 she has to film 83 different takes of "look surprised and delighted" 🤩 1 mourinhofan86 12:35 COCKROACHES: THE MUSICAL william tecumpea sherman 12:35 yes I get that they are cocroaches mourinhofan86 12:35 we are ensmallering the scale 12:35 oh no william tecumpea sherman 12:35 WHAT THE CAT WAS WEARING A CAT SUIT 12:35 WHAT mourinhofan86 12:35 oh no oh no john 12:35 Are you really doing this in the otd chat, not some abandoned channel like guild wars mourinhofan86 12:35 why william tecumpea sherman 12:35 WHY Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:35 look at this racist william tecumpea sherman 12:35 okay now cockroach crotches mourinhofan86 12:35 god why have you abandoned me Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:35 he's trying to segregate our CULTURE william tecumpea sherman 12:35 cockrotches john 12:36 Yes, take your culture and get out Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:36 look, it's Jay-Z william tecumpea sherman 12:36 IT IS TO REMIND YOU OF YOUR DERELICTION OF DUTY JOHN mourinhofan86 12:36 did you see the cat get out line up with the cat get out 12:36 JOHN IS SECRETLY SIMULWATCHING william tecumpea sherman 12:36 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong look at this racist Posted in #otd | Today at 12:35 | View message john 12:37 Your... checks notes worst movie of modern times Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:37 Yes 12:37 the ability to appreciate the absolute lack of any quality whatsoever 12:37 is a new and bold step for our clan culture william tecumpea sherman 12:37 we did it to be inclusive of you people who watch terrible movies Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:37 you wouldn't understand, you philistine mourinhofan86 12:37 alack, we have been duped william tecumpea sherman 12:38 thank you for explaining what neutering is Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:38 wow 12:38 this entire number is Will Smith trying to be Jimi mourinhofan86 12:38 I like how the movie, in its faltering pacing, seems itself aware of its terribleness william tecumpea sherman 12:39 🥛 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:39 im just imagining the auditions 12:39 "this is going to be big, Shirley. This will be your big break into Hollywood!" 12:39 "Now just lie there in a cat suit and suck that milk tap" mourinhofan86 12:39 SUCK ON THAT MILK YOU SLUT william tecumpea sherman 12:40 MOR EMILK Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:40 wait william tecumpea sherman 12:40 this could have been a drinking game mourinhofan86 12:40 friends I have excellent news Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:40 they're selling BUTTER PECAN MILK mourinhofan86 12:40 we are 20% done william tecumpea sherman 12:40 a drinking game with milk Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:40 oh god 12:40 we are Dan% left william tecumpea sherman 12:40 resulting in lots of puking john 12:40 ... Alright, mutes channel 1 😼 2 mourinhofan86 12:40 wish I could mute my speakers 1 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:40 See you tomorrow johnny william tecumpea sherman 12:41 has the mood changed john 12:41 Have.... Fun? Is this fun? mourinhofan86 12:41 I think the SHOWSTOPPING BIG NUMBER is nigh Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:41 So so far we have *Justin Biebercat *Morgan Freemancat *Will Smithcat *now.... indian wise woman cat? william tecumpea sherman 12:41 SOULCAT mourinhofan86 12:41 or maybe not yet Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:41 john inquires of our FUN, men mourinhofan86 12:42 of WHAT Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:42 what innocence! william tecumpea sherman 12:42 life is not "fun" john (edited) Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:42 fun is just a distraction from the real joy of suffering mourinhofan86 12:42 we are practicing steadfast discipline like medieval monks here, john william tecumpea sherman 12:42 I let the cat out Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:42 bed of nails william tecumpea sherman 12:42 he could not take hearing this movie and has fled out to catch the coronavirus outdoors 1 mourinhofan86 12:42 musical of cats 12:42 faces of cats, bodies of men Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:42 this main cat mourinhofan86 12:43 I have seen horrors Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:43 so she is mute, right 12:43 and blind william tecumpea sherman 12:43 okay but we have to figure out what the vision of the creators was 12:44 we have to exercise our filmic perception to see through the CGI shit Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:44 i think 80% of this film consists of singing every character's name again and again while writhing around suggestively william tecumpea sherman 12:44 SHUNNED CAT mourinhofan86 12:44 (shat) Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:44 IT'S CAT RACISM mourinhofan86 12:44 was that booger cgi'd or real Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:44 oh william tecumpea sherman 12:44 WIL THE SHT BE RECRUITED LATER Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:44 it's winston churchill william tecumpea sherman 12:45 okay cat phrase jokes are drink a litre of milk 12:45 obviously new look of surprise and delight are a gulp Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:46 um 12:46 ok william tecumpea sherman 12:46 DUSTED mourinhofan86 12:46 um Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:46 so when i said where is the cat-fu 12:46 i didn't actually expect to see some mourinhofan86 12:46 did he have to get naked william tecumpea sherman 12:46 is this cat harvey weinstein mourinhofan86 12:46 did he positively have to Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:47 the reemblance is unmistakeable 12:47 ?! was that kimchi william tecumpea sherman 12:47 AN ASIAN CAT 12:47 ANGRY HE STOLE HER KIMCHI mourinhofan86 12:47 ok 12:47 so th william tecumpea sherman 12:47 HE SAID THE NAME OF THE MOVIE THIS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING mourinhofan86 12:47 at would have been funny if they didn't spend 5 minutes explaining it was supposed to be funny Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:48 it IS harvey weinstein! mourinhofan86 12:48 do they understand comedy in any way 12:48 ok 12:48 please forget my question william tecumpea sherman 12:48 they are reinventing humour sir mourinhofan86 12:48 please expunge it from the records william tecumpea sherman 12:48 you simply do not appreciate the vision Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:49 i am stilll hoping to understand this vision 12:49 are they going for like, pathos here 12:49 some kind of meta-schadenfraude william tecumpea sherman 12:49 they are going for metaphor Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:49 what is the emotional profile william tecumpea sherman 12:49 with the garbage cans Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:49 is this the Trump WH william tecumpea sherman 12:49 fat cat shaming 12:49 it is anticapitaist mourinhofan86 12:49 why are these people throwing away so many intact crustaceans Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:50 it is an expression of DECADENCE william tecumpea sherman 12:50 they also direct all of their marketing to cats Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:50 this does appear to be a socialist propagandistic film mourinhofan86 12:50 green-eyed and becatted idris elba kinda looks like anthony hopkins 12:50 a becatted anthony hopkins Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:51 this lady just keeps replacing her friend group 12:51 she uses them and casts them aside william tecumpea sherman 12:51 PAPISTS mourinhofan86 12:51 how could she betray her friends she'd known the entire past 20 minutes william tecumpea sherman 12:51 I have thankfully purged the entire past 20 minutes from my memory Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:52 she is truly heartless 12:52 she just wants pearls mourinhofan86 12:52 so like 12:52 irl cats are way larger than these Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:52 also 12:52 why aren't they bitchslapping each other mourinhofan86 12:52 just one of the many thoughts currently circulating my poor brain william tecumpea sherman 12:52 cats do love baubles they fill their nests with baubles which they pick up while flying around Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:53 cat fight Posted using /giphy (1 MB) https://media3.giphy.com/media/Yq5gG91kM4Yko/giphy.gif?cid=6104955e7abd2483f5b7beadfee71b8ac986374b5e269166&rid=giphy.gif william tecumpea sherman 12:53 when they're not sitting in trees cawing Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:53 this is how real cats befriend mourinhofan86 12:53 oh shit william tecumpea sherman 12:53 that is definitely a rack mourinhofan86 12:53 the scale 12:53 already shaky 12:53 just went completely insane Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:54 i hope he had protective pads on his crotch there mourinhofan86 12:54 or perhaps they have enormous cutlery dunno Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:54 the friction would be extreme william tecumpea sherman 12:54 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VASE mourinhofan86 12:54 and now for the infamous threesome scene william tecumpea sherman 12:54 oh mourinhofan86 12:54 there william tecumpea sherman 12:54 THEY ACTUALLY BUILT TENSION mourinhofan86 12:54 no loose ends william tecumpea sherman 12:54 FOR ONCE Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:54 you see? she's abandoning her friends again william tecumpea sherman 12:54 that was the most compelling plot of the film Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:55 and rebounding with the village idiot mourinhofan86 12:55 and now for the infamous bdsm scene Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:55 WHERES THE BDSM mourinhofan86 12:56 unfortunately, the dog ruined the mood 12:56 we will have to make do with the infamous fat sex scene william tecumpea sherman 12:56 THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:56 wow his jedi teleport powers 12:57 this uh 12:57 reminds me of yesterday's Copeland gif 12:57 COVID DEFEATED william tecumpea sherman 12:57 okay you are going to enjoy the BDSM with this gruff cat 12:57 it begins 12:57 he has established dominance Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:58 she asks question 12:58 everybody stands still for 3 seconds until the song begins mourinhofan86 12:58 it's the third book of the old testament 12:58 you uncultured swine 12:58 or like 4th? 12:58 or 5th Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:58 dont be silly, ther earen't that many books in the bible 12:59 there's only like two william tecumpea sherman 12:59 WE ARE BACK TO THE OPENING SHOT 12:59 THAT MEANS THE MOVIE HAS COME FULL CIRCLE 12:59 WRAP IT UP mourinhofan86 12:59 we are trapped in an infinite cat loop william tecumpea sherman 12:59 JUDI TRENCH mourinhofan86 12:59 oh fuck lady dench no what are you doing here Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 12:59 LION KING 13:00 WAAAAAGA TEMBA mourinhofan86 13:00 uh Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:00 is judy wearing a bunch of soggy croissants william tecumpea sherman 13:00 is that a hurt cat mourinhofan86 13:00 that was very intimate Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:00 no no look at her arm muscles 13:00 she did too much bodybuilding 13:00 and now there's no way back from the steroids mourinhofan86 13:01 was that cat ian mckellen Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:01 ?????? mourinhofan86 13:01 oh no 13:01 oh no no no Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:01 i said that just now 13:01 i said exactly that william tecumpea sherman 13:01 yes Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:01 how is ian still alive 13:01 he's been alive since the 14th century mourinhofan86 13:02 he waited to make this movie and now he can die in peace Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:02 gentlemen 13:02 i have news 13:02 this fim we are now purveyoring 13:02 has a princely TWO POINT SEVEN stars in IMDB william tecumpea sherman 13:02 A NEW SETTING mourinhofan86 13:02 "not great, not terrible" - mr chernobyl william tecumpea sherman 13:03 maybe we should guess how many labour hours were spent on each music number Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:03 surely these were all one takes 13:03 the script, too william tecumpea sherman 13:03 COLLECTIVE SEIZURE Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:03 is this a mass erection ceremony mourinhofan86 13:03 the vibrations 13:03 demonic possession: the dance number william tecumpea sherman 13:03 THE WEIRD SYNTH RETURN Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:04 there is a cat 13:04 wearing suspenders 13:04 i can't even 13:04 i can't mourinhofan86 13:04 this is, by far, the worst ball ever william tecumpea sherman 13:04 what happened to girl b Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:04 she tells me 13:04 the musical is not that different 13:05 also 13:05 she warns 13:05 a premonition fro the future 13:05 that TAYLOR SWIFT will appear william tecumpea sherman 13:05 well people watch musicals right mourinhofan86 13:05 a SWIFT CAT 13:05 A DANCE-OFF (?) Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:05 guys i think the acting direction was 13:05 "Judy, try to look happy" mourinhofan86 13:06 they just drugged her and brought her to the set in a trunk 13:06 she found out she starred in this on premiere Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:06 wow 13:06 they gave just these guys converse shoes 13:06 way to racism mourinhofan86 13:07 everyone knows cats are more of vans guys 13:07 main cat's facial expressions continue to push the envelope william tecumpea sherman 13:07 can girl b explain the original vision of original cats 13:07 meeoeoooowwwwow 13:08 the drone cats Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:08 she says 13:08 "in fact the film is very faithful to the original vision" 13:08 guys TS ELiot was a muppet william tecumpea sherman 13:08 folks we should start a cat drone band 13:08 meeeoowowoeeowow MmEEOWOWwwowowWW meowmeowmeowmeow Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:08 mariah carey time mourinhofan86 13:08 ooooohhhhhh there's the BIG SONG william tecumpea sherman 13:09 literal leaves 13:09 good job mourinhofan86 13:09 the leaves symbolize sadness william tecumpea sherman 13:09 they framed her to the side to show the leaves mourinhofan86 13:09 so does the lamp 13:09 oh shit william tecumpea sherman 13:09 have there been any trees 13:09 or just leaves mourinhofan86 13:09 it's the anne hathaway school of nig musical numbers :hitler: 1 13:10 1 booger = 1 oscar nom william tecumpea sherman 13:10 ... 13:10 THIS CAT HAS FINGERNAILS INSTEAD OF CLAWS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:10 yes 13:10 all of them have human hands william tecumpea sherman 13:10 well then they're fucked as a species Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:10 and no genitals 13:11 now we understand their ennui 13:11 their unhappiness william tecumpea sherman 13:11 william tecumpea sherman well then they're fucked as a species Posted in #otd | Today at 13:10 | View message mourinhofan86 13:11 otherwise the pubic areas are very lovingly rendered tho william tecumpea sherman 13:11 MAIN CAT MUSICAL NUMBER mourinhofan86 13:11 you are now paying attention to her thigh gap you're welcome ⬅️ 1 ➡️ 1 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:11 SHE CAN TALK mourinhofan86 13:12 same, judi 13:12 same william tecumpea sherman 13:12 GOOD NEWS 13:12 50% mourinhofan86 13:13 we're DOING THIS william tecumpea sherman 13:13 it's BEING DONE mourinhofan86 13:13 I assume the last 20% is end credits with all the animators who rendered the snot-encrusted fur on sadcat's upper lip william tecumpea sherman 13:13 all that I wanted dave 13:14 hi am home 13:14 how far in are you all mourinhofan86 13:14 halfway through 13:14 GET IN dave 13:14 discord? mourinhofan86 13:15 is what we feel yes william tecumpea sherman 13:15 we are using the magic of slack technologies Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:15 oh dave, dave dave 13:15 you haven't started, have you. Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:15 ye know not what ye enter into william tecumpea sherman 13:15 to communicate using symbols arranged in order 13:15 WE ARE HALFWAY THROUGH Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:15 jump in at 58:00 william tecumpea sherman 13:15 yes 13:15 jump in dave dave 13:15 oh my god 13:15 you started like on time 13:15 ok 13:16 precise time go william tecumpea sherman 13:16 58:10 mourinhofan86 13:16 PAUSE AT 58:00 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:16 we are very punctual, sir 13:16 that is our defining quality 13:16 PAUSE AT 58:30 mourinhofan86 13:16 oh no 13:16 ok dave 13:16 58:30 and holding 13:16 oh my god 13:16 have you seen these cats? jesus william tecumpea sherman 13:16 WE ARE INITIATING DAVE SEQUENCE Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:16 is DAVE READY william tecumpea sherman 13:16 are you on ian mckellan frame dave 13:16 DAVE IS READY 13:16 yes Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:16 yes we are at the paint eating ian william tecumpea sherman 13:16 OT Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:16 ok dave 13:16 with younger cat with giant sequens on back william tecumpea sherman 13:16 NEGY 13:16 HAROM 13:16 KET 13:17 EGY (GO)!!!!! Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:17 EGYYYYYY mourinhofan86 13:17 EGY dave 13:17 he's a magic cat, you see 13:17 aah it all makes sense now. Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:17 dave you see the cold dead eyes of ian william tecumpea sherman 13:17 they are practicing for death dave 13:17 I feel like this movie is improved by starting it in the middle. william tecumpea sherman 13:17 yes 13:17 it is shorter dave 13:17 and even more what the fuck william tecumpea sherman 13:17 this is something the editor should have done mourinhofan86 13:17 you have missed some incredibly precious moments 13:17 such as: dave 13:18 this is so what the fuck mourinhofan86 13:18 (at this moment I realized that my memories are being repressed even as they are being formed) Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:18 Gandalf really sucks at singing william tecumpea sherman 13:18 look nothing is explained except for the jokes which are explained at length dave 13:18 yeah this singing is not good mourinhofan86 13:18 yes dave 13:18 his tail us uh... just like sitting there Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:18 i think this film is really about giving us hope william tecumpea sherman 13:18 his tail is paralyzed mourinhofan86 13:19 dave you made it in time to watch ian mckellen and judi dench fuck, while in cat form 13:19 this is what this is building up to dave 13:19 he is so bad at singing william tecumpea sherman 13:19 HE IS WEARING NOTHING UNDER THIS COAT Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:19 dont worry, even successful award winning legendary actors have to appear in some cat fetish disaster train william tecumpea sherman 13:19 LIKE ALL THESE OTHER CATS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:19 it is a palliative, a soothing tonic to our capitalist lives william tecumpea sherman 13:19 oh wow he is speaking about his role in cats mourinhofan86 13:19 remember when that one cat took off her fur and there was a costume and more fur underneath? 13:19 i remember william tecumpea sherman 13:19 purged 13:19 purged from memory Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:20 "My greatest creation was faarrr fooo fuururr" mourinhofan86 13:20 some hysterical fat jokes ensued iirc 13:20 it was so long ago dave 13:20 oh now his tail works mourinhofan86 13:20 it was entire lifetimes ago dave 13:20 animators just got lazy earlier Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:20 oh god 13:20 now it's Gandalf DANCING william tecumpea sherman 13:20 they were the funniest jokes I ever heard mourinhofan86 13:20 fly you fools william tecumpea sherman 13:20 they would have saved so much animating budget if it was all just old cats 13:20 also all old cats would have been better Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:21 you know this entire sequence is probably what gandalf slipped into when he fell into that abyss dave 13:21 oh my god you're right 13:21 he's nude under there william tecumpea sherman 13:21 they're all nude dave 13:21 i understand there's no buttholes 13:21 but are there other genitals? 13:21 i'm trying to understand the furries mourinhofan86 13:21 dave you have witnessed main cat's 180th expression of pure wonder and inspiration 13:21 there are pubic mounds, dave william tecumpea sherman 13:21 LEARCAT? dave 13:21 so barbies mourinhofan86 13:21 we have discussed them at some length Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:21 as far as we know these cats use amoeba style reproduction 13:22 they shed fur until the fur is a cat william tecumpea sherman 13:22 .......... 13:22 the cheering applauding cat sequence mourinhofan86 13:22 expression 181 came and went dave 13:22 kill them all william tecumpea sherman 13:22 this terror is upon us mourinhofan86 13:22 allah was right to unleash the coronavirus on our shit species dave 13:22 oh no this new character is a troublemaker 13:22 also he's black william tecumpea sherman 13:23 image.png image.png 13:23 you missed the converse cats Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:23 guys when does this justin bieber guy die 13:23 because i cannot fucking wait mourinhofan86 13:23 yes 13:23 string please dust him 13:23 oh god 13:23 expression 182 btw Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:24 um guys dave 13:24 "Rating: 2.7/10" Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:24 girl b just showed me the musical dave 13:24 that's a bit high Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:24 and it is just as horrible mourinhofan86 13:24 183 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:24 cats musical Posted using /giphy | GIF by Cats the Musical (1 MB) https://media3.giphy.com/media/l2JIlUkWwXDSwSGTS/giphy.gif?cid=6104955ea75c3ddde45ce78ab9d1264dc0f1e08c567afeb1&rid=giphy.gif 🐱 2 william tecumpea sherman 13:25 oh it is a railway cat 13:25 thank you Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:25 now a train will come 13:25 and kill them all right mourinhofan86 13:25 we must exhume ts eliot and drive a stake through his heart Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:25 please william tecumpea sherman 13:25 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE THEATER Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:25 please, runaway train dave 13:25 do they know how big cats are 13:25 these are like smaller than mice mourinhofan86 13:25 yes 13:25 we have discussed that too 13:25 we are beyond caring dave 13:25 are they always this tiny? william tecumpea sherman 13:26 no their size is dynamic mourinhofan86 13:26 i mean the scale changes 13:26 wildly Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:26 no dave 13:26 or is it just inconsistent Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:26 yes dave 13:26 aah, good, so more zero effort mourinhofan86 13:26 or maybe it's just your brain disintegrating Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:26 sometimes they're as big as chairs dave 13:26 "hey animators remember cats are small" "how small?" "fuck if i know" Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:26 you see, now they're on the orient express dave 13:26 this scene they're about right? Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:27 yeah they handle indoors better mourinhofan86 13:27 WHY ARE 80% OF CAT POSES IN THIS FILM SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:27 cats are sexually frustrated that way william tecumpea sherman 13:27 OH IT WAS IMAGINARY SCENES dave 13:27 shusky this is a low budget furry porn movie mourinhofan86 13:27 i mean i get that you're aiming for that furry demographic but christ william tecumpea sherman 13:27 or they are teleporting cats dave 13:27 i'm sorry if you didn't know that 13:27 oh back to the theater Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:27 ?!?!?!?! 13:27 CATORNADO william tecumpea sherman 13:27 DUSTED mourinhofan86 13:27 HELICOPTER CAT william tecumpea sherman 13:27 SWIG THAT MILK dave 13:28 oh now we get the stripper william tecumpea sherman 13:28 IT IS HERE 13:28 SWIFT CAT Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:28 it must be taylor swift then mourinhofan86 13:28 nooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:28 is it? 13:28 i dont know what she looks like 13:28 or sounds like dave 13:28 the tempo for music like this is indicated as "slow stripper tempo" 13:28 we played something in high school that had that indicated temp 13:28 tempo, even. mourinhofan86 13:28 animators in charge of swiftact's boobs: [60 names scroll by] Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:28 that's exactly what they wrote in the script, im sure dave 13:28 it's literally on top of the sheet music Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:29 "broken every human law" william tecumpea sherman 13:29 spreading the coronavirus to all the cats Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:29 HE'S A CAT, YOU STUPID POP STAR mourinhofan86 13:29 184 13:29 185 dave 13:29 I guess this strip tease is pretty well done 13:29 considering she like... started nude william tecumpea sherman 13:29 oh no 13:29 dave is now a furry dave 13:30 hey now Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:30 yep dave 13:30 i'm flexible Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:30 Furry Red Pill: The Movie dave 13:30 this is the third scene I've seen of this movie and it's the first one that I'm like "yeah, I guess they got what they were going for" 13:30 whereas the first two were... worse than that Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:30 replace three with thirty and you're with us 13:31 its an incredible film really 13:31 even without the horrible cat CG it would be bad 13:31 even without the singing it would be bad mourinhofan86 13:31 yes 13:31 htat's the most beautiful part dave 13:31 I need to ask my furry friend how this movie is seen in their community william tecumpea sherman 13:31 it is almost as though there is nothing to this film except for the terrible things Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:31 it's like it is bad in the soul and nothing you do can expunge it dave 13:31 do they like it, do they like that it's terrible, is it just horrifying to them, etc mourinhofan86 13:31 186 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:31 i imagine it is destroying their social fabric, dave 13:32 you will ask your furry "friend", yes mourinhofan86 13:32 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 13:32 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 13:32 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 13:32 SWEET JESUS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:32 ADD MORE FUR 13:32 PLEASE 13:32 MORE FUR mourinhofan86 13:32 i died and am dead dave 13:32 fur is computationally expensive to render Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:32 judi is dying too mourinhofan86 13:32 an excellent choice imo dave 13:32 another teleportting cat 13:33 is there like... a plot or something? william tecumpea sherman 13:33 render more fur or murder everyone mourinhofan86 13:33 a what Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:33 judy say "ME" 13:33 SAY ME dave 13:33 like are they putting on a talent show? Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:33 oh wow 13:33 guys i just realised 13:33 this is THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION 13:33 AND MACAVITY IS BERNIE mourinhofan86 13:33 it's all a metaphor Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:33 THIS IS DNC PROPAGANDA TO PREPARE US FOR THE BIDEN CANDIDACY mourinhofan86 13:34 (sensual fainting ensues) Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:34 Biden / His Coffin 2020 mourinhofan86 13:34 was the railcat fapping furiously dave 13:34 ok I got the plot figured out, they're having a talent show to see who gets more cat lives Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:34 Yes dave 13:34 evil magic black man is cheating 13:34 ok great Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:34 and now the cats must adapt to a post-religious world william tecumpea sherman 13:34 CAT FU Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:35 in which God is dead mourinhofan86 13:35 old dyoot Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:35 they must develop a bureaucratic society william tecumpea sherman 13:35 YES WE CAN 13:35 YES WE CAN mourinhofan86 13:35 187 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:35 YES WE CAN dave 13:35 IF WE WISH AND HOPE HARD ENOUGH Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:35 OBAMA WILL FIX THIS CONVENTION william tecumpea sherman 13:35 MAGIC BACK OBAMACAT Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:35 "it's not a bad idea" mourinhofan86 13:35 188 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:35 ok that was a legit funny line mourinhofan86 13:36 189 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:36 no presure, guy mourinhofan86 13:36 190! 13:36 191 dave 13:36 191 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:36 wow dave 13:36 i know what shusky is counting now Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:36 is this like when we are all telling mush he is good at age of empires 2 :vill: 2 13:37 ?!?!?!?! why are the dice massive but the cards not dave 13:37 shhhhhh 13:37 you're thinking too hard 🧠 1 mourinhofan86 13:37 192 dave 13:37 193 william tecumpea sherman 13:37 WAIT WHY IS THIS TUNE FAMILIAR dave 13:38 shusky missed it I got chu though Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:38 I KNOW 13:38 I WAS JUST SAYING TO GIRL B 13:38 IT'S A CHURCH SONG mourinhofan86 13:38 thanks fam dave 13:38 np william tecumpea sherman 13:38 IS THIS ALL A DREAM Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:38 no no all musicals rip off songs 13:38 just like how Phantom of the Opera was just a Pink Floyd song mourinhofan86 13:38 oh no 13:38 mice: the sequel 13:38 194 dave 13:38 does that count? she was singing 13:38 not just looking mourinhofan86 13:39 well william tecumpea sherman 13:39 um dave 13:39 i'll allow it 13:39 195 william tecumpea sherman 13:39 he is conjuring the corona vaccine Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:39 guys you are faffing around singing while judi is drowning mourinhofan86 13:39 she was still very expressive of wonder/inspiration dave 13:39 good fuckin luck buddy mourinhofan86 13:39 196 dave 13:39 shusky jesus 196 how even 13:39 this is ridiculous 13:39 possibly the most ridiculous part of this completely absurd movie Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:39 peer pressure mourinhofan86 13:39 yes dave 13:40 197 13:40 198 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:40 YES, MAN, KISS YOUR PHALLIC SYMBOLL 13:40 GRASP IT FIRMLY 13:40 AND THRUST mourinhofan86 13:40 AND SQUIRT! napoleon bonafrog 13:40 get a channel you fucks Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:40 we have one 13:40 it is very nice mourinhofan86 13:40 it happens to all of us mr cat don't worry dave 13:40 OH MY GOD 13:40 IT WORKED william tecumpea sherman 13:40 thank u for the channel dave 13:40 WE DID IT william tecumpea sherman 13:40 A GHOST Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:40 WE SAVED THE CATAPOLIS mourinhofan86 13:41 HUZZAH dave 13:41 WE BELIEVED HARD ENOUGH 13:41 where's the other ones though Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:41 oh no 13:41 dude just wanted a kiss for all that hard work mourinhofan86 13:41 squirt 13:41 199 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:41 but she gaslit him hard william tecumpea sherman 13:41 this film teaches us an important lesson for the coronavirus era mourinhofan86 13:41 and 200! 13:41 it was brief, they thought we wouldn't notice 13:41 201 i think dave 13:41 they thought they could get that shit past us 13:42 i'll give you 201, some of these are borderline mourinhofan86 13:42 yeah dave 13:42 202 mourinhofan86 13:42 it's not an exact science dave 13:42 203 mourinhofan86 13:42 202 13:42 203 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:42 ?!?!?!?! mourinhofan86 13:42 yeo dave 13:42 yeo william tecumpea sherman 13:42 meow mourinhofan86 13:42 *yep dave 13:42 104 13:42 204 13:42 205 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:42 look at him now begging the grandma for a kiss william tecumpea sherman 13:42 .. 13:42 IT TOOK HIM SO LONG TO PUSH HER OFF THE BOAT mourinhofan86 13:42 the bdsm party is still on? 13:42 NO Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:42 ?!?!?! mourinhofan86 13:42 NO NO NO dave 13:42 WHAAAAT THAT ONE mourinhofan86 13:42 THE MEMORIES Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:42 SHE'S SHEDDING dave 13:42 TAKING FUR SUIT OFF mourinhofan86 13:42 THEY RETURN 13:43 PHYSICAL COMEDY 13:43 IT'S BACK 13:43 FLASHBACKS 13:43 ALL OVER Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:43 honestly, the fat lady is the most likeable character dave 13:43 yes tap dance while fighting 13:43 thats super effective william tecumpea sherman 13:43 YOU SHALL NOT PASS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:43 ian what did you even say william tecumpea sherman 13:43 that's what he said right Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:43 FIRE OH FIDDLE dave 13:43 YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!! 13:43 pretty sure thats what he said mourinhofan86 13:43 he got an erection in his decrepit tail william tecumpea sherman 13:43 they now have a boat 13:43 THEY CAN GO ON A CRUISE mourinhofan86 13:43 206 dave 13:43 206 13:44 207 but singing napoleon bonafrog 13:44 changed channel posting permissions. #politics dave 09:32 ... yes mourinhofan86 13:44 let's discuss how nazis took over otd dave 13:44 fucking nazis william tecumpea sherman 13:44 :hitler: :hitler: 3 dave 13:44 :hitler: mourinhofan86 13:44 208 dave 13:45 208 13:45 ok 13:45 i'll buy 208 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:44 cat cat cat 13:44 CAT CAT CAT 13:44 WE SHALL NOT BE SILENCED IN OUR CATTERY dave 13:44 cat 13:44 what are we up to 13:45 like 211? #football Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:45 CAT CAT CAT #paradox Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:45 CAT CAT CAT #cataphracterie mourinhofan86 13:45 i don't even know dave 13:45 we're split between channels 13:45 this is so confusing Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:45 oh no mourinhofan86 13:45 my mind is split too Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:45 elpea's lockdown has disrupted our counting mourinhofan86 13:45 so tiat's ok 13:45 yeha 13:45 we have to start the movie over 13:45 and count again dave 13:45 209 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:45 that's true dave 13:45 that was like 1 and a half 13:45 210 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:45 a RECOUNT 13:46 so 13:46 wait dave 13:46 211 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:46 are there no asian cats mourinhofan86 13:46 2011 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:46 is this RACIST dave 13:46 she gonna sing that song 13:46 the one that people know from this musical 13:46 the only one Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:46 she already sang it mourinhofan86 13:46 she alreade sung it, with more snot Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:46 they're already sequeling mourinhofan86 13:46 this is like dave 13:46 oh ok mourinhofan86 13:46 212 13:46 a redux dave 13:46 so they knew it was their only song and they used it a bunch 13:46 fair Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:47 to be fair, the story of this thing only goes like 18 mins 13:47 and they didn't have car chases or sex scenes 13:47 the hollywood wisdom could not help them dave 13:47 oh no thats a super common theater technique 13:47 im not blaming them for it 13:47 sometimes you dont know until after it comes out what the good song will be 13:47 but this one they could tell cuz all the others were that bad 13:47 213 mourinhofan86 13:47 213 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:48 all these whiskers 13:48 the whiskers never move 13:48 they are always symmetrical mourinhofan86 13:48 yeah more emotions Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:48 they are the devil's whiskers mourinhofan86 13:48 your oscar nom is almost here william tecumpea sherman 13:48 is there a new dramatic meaning to this Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:48 THRUST MORE mourinhofan86 13:48 dramatic cowering, that's agood one 13:48 214 william tecumpea sherman 13:48 what happened to the cruise cats dave 13:49 they're sailing home 13:49 dont worry mourinhofan86 13:49 they are enacting the bdsm scene 13:49 that we are being denied 13:49 215 dave 13:49 this song has a bridge I guess mourinhofan86 13:49 and they're burnign the shit out of it 13:49 oh god Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:49 she's doing a beyonce mourinhofan86 13:49 GO ALL IN 13:49 THIS IS YOUR ACTING LEGACY LADY 13:49 YES SNOT, GOOD dave 13:50 that one Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:50 not that anyone will recognise her off the cat suit dave 13:50 they just showed 13:50 looking up 13:50 that one is a kinky motherfucker 13:50 she had this smile 13:50 you could tell Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:50 inviting smile 13:50 she's doing all this just to have a homie to take home tonight 13:50 rawr mourinhofan86 13:50 216 dave 13:50 she will do literally anything you want 13:50 216 mourinhofan86 13:50 i had this 216 ready all throughout her "begannnnn" dave 13:51 27 13:51 217 mourinhofan86 13:51 because i was 300% sure if thus exact hard cut dave 13:51 i can type i promise 13:51 218 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:51 god please 13:51 let this end 13:51 is it ending 13:51 please mourinhofan86 13:51 219 dave 13:51 lol we got 15 minutes left mourinhofan86 13:51 do i feel a 220 incoming william tecumpea sherman 13:51 ARE YOU CRYING dave 13:51 i feel it shusky william tecumpea sherman 13:51 😹 mourinhofan86 13:51 yes dave 13:51 THERE IT IS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:51 wait is this the utilitarian question dave 13:51 221 13:51 we're on a roll Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:51 do you save the old woman or the young one mourinhofan86 13:51 221 immediately, bold choice Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:52 WHO GETS THE ONLY VENTILATOR dave 13:52 222 side view 13:52 223 singing 13:52 this is the longest cut we've ever seen of her mourinhofan86 13:52 yes dave 13:52 by far Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:52 oh no judi 13:52 can't sing that high dave 13:52 224 into 225 into 226 13:52 does it count if they cut from her to her mourinhofan86 13:53 ok but seriously I started this count at 180 arbitratily soon after dave joined, which means we legit actually had 46 of these shots in like 40 minutes dave 13:53 there's the kinky one again 13:53 rubbing up against the magician mourinhofan86 13:53 227 13:53 228 but in a crowd dave 13:53 synchronized tails! 13:54 magician gonna fuck that kinky girl tonight 13:54 so much mourinhofan86 13:54 oh no idris dave 13:54 evil black man trying to get a free ride william tecumpea sherman 13:54 idris you cannot grip with tail mourinhofan86 13:54 229 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:54 ???? dave 13:54 symbolically punished by being close to heaven but not quite there, but obv they can't kill him etc etc Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:54 they moved to Rome william tecumpea sherman 13:55 NELSON SQUARE dave 13:55 they can teleport don't you know this by now Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:55 oh fattie is here 13:55 ???? mourinhofan86 13:55 230 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:55 DID YOU SEE 13:55 THERE WAS A FASCIST mourinhofan86 13:55 EVERYONE IS A FASCIST Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:55 and the lion who looks exactly like ian mckellen mourinhofan86 13:55 EVERYONE IS AN ELPEA SYMPATHIZER Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:55 dave dave 13:55 she also cant sing Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:56 we're going to need you to hack into elpea's servers william tecumpea sherman 13:56 she is dying 13:56 dave hack into elpea's programming dave 13:56 i can just hack his car Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:56 and sell his children's body parts on the dark web william tecumpea sherman 13:56 and tune down his fascism dave 13:56 he needs to tturn it off and back on again to fix youtube Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:56 that's just low hanging fruit 13:56 guys, im just realising dave 13:56 a cat is not a dog Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:56 in broad daylight they all look even worse 1 dave 13:56 that's what we have learned here Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:56 they kept everyone in dark places for the entire film 13:56 but now they are out 13:56 the CAT IS OUT dave 13:57 she's not even trying to sing particular notes Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:57 she's a rapper dave 13:57 makes sense Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:57 gangsta rapper mourinhofan86 13:57 I'm not even trying to hear them tbh 13:57 I long for death's embrace william tecumpea sherman 13:57 🐱 != 🐶 1 2 Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:58 im starting to really identify with judi's emotions, actually 13:58 you can see that she is also wishing this was all over william tecumpea sherman 13:58 it nearly is dave 13:58 ok guys I have a confession to make mourinhofan86 13:58 231 william tecumpea sherman 13:58 this hotel is not going to be successful Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:58 CONFESS, dave mourinhofan86 13:58 oh god the lion does look like ian mckellen Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:58 CONFESS dave 13:58 I made out with a trans girl dressed up as a baby fox who was wearing a collar Custom response Slackbot 13:58 goat william tecumpea sherman 13:59 EXEUNT Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:59 dave you really are a furry william tecumpea sherman 13:59 I SAID EXEUNT mourinhofan86 13:59 sex scene first 13:59 232 dave 13:59 thats what the kinky one reminded me of mourinhofan86 13:59 233 13:59 you proved this by ????????? 13:59 234 william tecumpea sherman 13:59 they made judi say jellicle cat Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:59 wait 13:59 is she just shafting the magician cat 13:59 who saved her ass from drowning mourinhofan86 13:59 235 william tecumpea sherman 13:59 for judi 13:59 oh judi for the maincat Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:59 please dave 13:59 aint nobody give a fuck about a magician Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 13:59 black scren william tecumpea sherman 13:59 well she is the main cat Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:00 let it be over mourinhofan86 14:00 she was a lesbian cat all this time Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:00 ITS OVER 14:00 ITS OVER 14:00 ITS OVER 14:00 ITS OVER william tecumpea sherman 14:00 PLEAASE MEOW Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:00 ITS OVER mourinhofan86 14:00 WE HAVE MADE IT 14:00 PRAISE CAT JESUS Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:00 GUYS william tecumpea sherman 14:00 MEOW MEOW MEOW CLAP CLAP CLAP Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:00 WE ARE NOW INCINVIBLE 14:00 IF WE CAN SURVIVE THIS WE CAN SUREVEIVE ANYTHING 14:00 BRING ON THE WATERBOARDING dave 14:00 i am amazed that none of you seized on my above confession 14:00 that was pretty densely packed william tecumpea sherman 14:00 WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THE GREATTRIAL Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:00 yeah, i mean, that wasn't nearly the worst thing we've seen this morning dave dave 14:00 true 14:00 any other time it may have been more shocking Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:00 why are they using the LOTR font in the credits mourinhofan86 14:00 yeah your confession was really mild Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:00 honestly i was expecting more like 14:01 "Guys, I feature in this film" 14:01 "Guys, I invested my bitcoins in this film" dave 14:01 let me find a pic Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:01 "Guys, I'm actually deadlydentures" mourinhofan86 14:01 now that would have sent ripples of shock over us dave 14:01 all of the above mourinhofan86 14:01 i once made out with deadlydentures in a lamprey eel scalesuit dave 14:02 this was after we entered the pet show and won first place fox IMG_0113.jpeg IMG_0113.jpeg Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:02 im rippling for sure 14:02 holy shit dave dave 14:02 it was a thing Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:02 was that like a bernie rally at a comicon dave 14:02 pretty much 14:02 she was like "hey you wanna do this?" 14:02 i'm like uuuuh sure? 14:02 lets heckin go Hong Impenetratable Onion Dong 14:03 the right answer was to call CDC and animal control dave 14:03 is there a bonus scene we're waiting for or something
  15. Earlier
  16. Or if you prefer legal methods, https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/cats
  17. do it like our grandfathers did and torrent it off tpb??
  18. Someone give me, an old man who doesn't know how technology works, instructions on how to watch Cats and I will gladly attend.
  19. ACCEPTABLE WITH CATS (2019) HAVING A BROADER TEMPLAR APPEAL THAN OUR USUAL FARE, WE SHOULD NOW AGREE ON AN HOUR SO THAT WE CAN FAIL TO BE PUNCTUAL MORE EFFICIENTLY. Sunday noon eastern/ 5pm irl?
  20. WHEN SHALL WE CONVENE TO WATCH (presumably) ALPHAVILLE (1965) AND CATS (2019)
  21. Shuskee

    COMPOSER RIP

    (sad dead composer noises)
  22. this reminded me that lost highway has the greatest soundtrack
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